View Full Version : Cut you nails
Renato Laranja
08-18-2010, 12:56 AM
In my country only the female have the long nails. And sometime maybe if the guy play the classical guitar. Today I spar at 10th planet with no Gi-top, to prove a point for eddie bravo. Now I have a scratch all over my arms and feet. If I have the Gi,I don't care. But if you gonna train no-Gi,be a man,cut you nails.
I can agree with that. I've been jabbed in the eye by a finger nail before. Cut your claws of attack before someone goes blind.
Orlando Rosę
08-18-2010, 03:15 AM
I used to train at a school where one guy had toe nails that looked strips of tree bark extending past the tips of his toes. I suggested that he go to Home Depot to get them trimmed. He stopped talking to me after that.
Jon Helton
08-18-2010, 04:44 AM
I can agree with you on that Renato. Finally something.
ian quinto
08-18-2010, 05:53 AM
i totally agree with this mexican guy. muy bano, renato. muy bano.
Jesse Bell
08-18-2010, 06:20 AM
I instantly burst into laughter just seeing his avatar picture.
AJ Camacho
08-18-2010, 07:29 AM
This one dude had nasty long yellow toe nails. After he cut up my ankles with his talons the shit started burning. AIDS sucks.
MPM-BTT
08-18-2010, 07:30 AM
I agree there is nothing worse than having someone's nasty toe nail scratch you while rolling! Man up and take the less than 5 minutes to cut you finger & toe nails! It's just good hygiene!
Carlos Rios
08-18-2010, 08:45 AM
hahahaha its true. but i cant help but hear his accent when i read his posts and i love it. Renato man, I dont do Gi, but if i ever visited your school, i would play around with the Gi just for one day ;)
MWTheory
08-18-2010, 09:51 AM
Any jiu-jitsu practitioner, any REAL jiu-jitsu practitioner will tell you, it doesn't matter if it's a choke hold or a nail scrape...a win is a win.
Eddie Bravo
08-18-2010, 11:01 AM
Renato is on point with this, long nails is a problem at hq :)
Ari Bolden
08-18-2010, 12:17 PM
Renato
I am not sure if you are aware but I heard Koral is making something to combat this problem in the grappling world. Toe and finger nail scrapes are a real problem. I don't have the actual photos yet but my contact at Koral calls them "gis for the hands and feet".
This is what they are going to look like:
http://www.campist.com/archives/injinji-rainbow-toe-socks.jpg
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:E0QiDaZ8W6fNkM:http://www.thimble.ca/wp-images/posts/mittens1.jpg&t=1
Jesse Bell
08-18-2010, 12:18 PM
Sockoplata FTW.
Lauren Stalcup
08-19-2010, 12:33 AM
gi for hand/feet LOL but at my gym we dont have a issue with it, mainly because all the instructors most likely carry clippers with them....but I personally keep my nails as short as possible from two years of violin. can't play with nails :(
ninel
08-19-2010, 01:28 AM
I'm with Renato 100 percent on this one. So many people are just inconsiderate and don't care for their training partners.
Dave Brown
08-19-2010, 01:31 AM
http://www.thathurtsmyvagina.com/wp-content/images/toenails.jpg
So Jon should I cut these before Saturday? :O
Alpha
08-19-2010, 01:50 AM
Tapping to scratches is a bitches way out.
Jonathan Wylie
08-19-2010, 03:37 AM
while were on the subject if somebody does happen to scratch you with there claws consider covering your bobo with medical tape for class because seeing a band aid on the matt or stuck to your shorts is pretty nasty too and the tape is less likely to come off.
Leigh Richardson
08-19-2010, 05:47 AM
It's a personal hygiene problem!!
Keep yourself clean and groomed now that Mama isn't doing it for you any more!!
Gross
Matt Wallace
08-19-2010, 08:48 AM
Nails suck. We added a personal hygiene addendum to our waiver and the driving force was friggin' nails!
Shawn Arnold
08-19-2010, 10:10 AM
This just happened to me last night and I kept having to stop to wipe up my blood.
http://i893.photobucket.com/albums/ac132/Shawn_Arnold/0819101102a.jpg
Nick Mabee
08-19-2010, 10:16 AM
Looks like you got the "Dave Brown" big toe : o
Carlos Rios
08-19-2010, 10:46 AM
This just happened to me last night and I kept having to stop to wipe up my blood.
http://i893.photobucket.com/albums/ac132/Shawn_Arnold/0819101102a.jpg
I have to say, that would make me pretty mad lol.
thats not clinching and squeezing
Shawn Arnold
08-19-2010, 11:11 AM
I've been getting dumb questions at work all day because of it. "What did you do to piss off the wife" would be the most common.
bobby rivers
08-19-2010, 02:39 PM
You shucked a collar tie. I've had that same scratch several times. I've even reclaimed the skin from under his nails held it in his face and said "This is an issue." Fingernail clippers at ready solve the problem.
AJ Camacho
08-19-2010, 02:42 PM
You shucked a collar tie. I've had that same scratch several times. I've even reclaimed the skin from under his nails held it in his face and said "This is an issue." Fingernail clippers at ready solve the problem.
That's intense.
:)
bobby rivers
08-19-2010, 02:46 PM
It was a lot of skin.
Shawn Arnold
08-19-2010, 02:48 PM
"this is an issue" LOL thats awesome
Jason Eisner
08-19-2010, 06:40 PM
Agreed Renato and thank you for posting this. I occasionally get nasty, nasty, cuts from scabby ass dudes.
hamzatu
08-19-2010, 06:50 PM
I check my students frequently for the length of the finger nails.
Jack Haren
08-19-2010, 11:35 PM
Yeah I get cuts sometimes from that. My nails are smoooth.
Stephan Pepin
08-20-2010, 07:26 AM
I got a huge gash on my leg from long toe nail. Clip that shit its fucking gross!.
Jesse Bell
08-20-2010, 07:30 AM
I cut my nails last night Renato. You influence me on more then just switching to Gi.
Louis Ho
08-20-2010, 08:06 AM
Once, a student of mine named Rudra sliced my forehead with his really long and jagged toe nail. No joke.
Jesse Bell
08-20-2010, 08:10 AM
Das like, Das like, Das The Honky Chonky Man. - Renato
Kevin Green
08-20-2010, 08:53 AM
AMEN!!! Cut your shit, and wash your FUCK1N clothes!! :)
K Madden
06-30-2011, 11:01 AM
AMEN!!! Cut your shit, and wash your FUCK1N clothes!! :)
i had to do something ive never had to do before...
i had to pull a student to the side and send him home and told him he HAD to shower brush his teeth and wear deodorant before coming to class.
He smelled so bad that no one wanted to get on the mat with him, and avoided the area where he was.
the guy is only 18...but good god, you gotta know you stink at some point- right?
they started calling him "oscar"...poor kid.
i was incredibly embarrassed for him
Enrique "Kiko"
06-30-2011, 11:12 AM
I used to train at a school where one guy had toe nails that looked strips of tree bark extending past the tips of his toes. I suggested that he go to Home Depot to get them trimmed. He stopped talking to me after that.
You might have hit his toe nail ego a little too hard.
Jason Eisner
06-30-2011, 11:27 AM
No washing my clothes and not cutting my nails is a huge part of my game. It's 2011...you have to have an edge.
Jack LaBarge
06-30-2011, 11:32 AM
No washing my clothes and not cutting my nails is a huge part of my game. It's 2011...you have to have an edge.
No rash guard and full back hair. I'm with you
Chris Herzog
06-30-2011, 11:37 AM
Don't even think about it Jack!
Jack LaBarge
06-30-2011, 11:46 AM
lol
http://i582.photobucket.com/albums/ss265/devepe_photobucket/georgetheanimalsteel.jpg
Joachim Hoff
06-30-2011, 12:03 PM
I rolled with a new guy couple of months ago that reeked of cock cheese. I think it improved my guard passing game substantially in a matter of minutes..
Michael "Mikey" Bunten
06-30-2011, 12:04 PM
I rolled with a new guy couple of months ago that reeked of cock cheese. I think it improved my guard passing game substantially in a matter of minutes..
lol
Compella
06-30-2011, 03:03 PM
I make all the beginners wear oven mitts if they want to roll...and a chef hat. It's gonna improve ur game, trust me.
Lol Ari
I am not sure if you are aware but I heard Koral is making something to combat this problem in the grappling world. Toe and finger nail scrapes are a real problem. I don't have the actual photos yet but my contact at Koral calls them "gis for the hands and feet".
This is what they are going to look like:
http://www.campist.com/archives/injinji-rainbow-toe-socks.jpg
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:E0QiDaZ8W6fNkM:http://www.thimble.ca/wp-images/posts/mittens1.jpg&t=1[/QUOTE]
Bryan Brown
06-30-2011, 03:36 PM
i had to do something ive never had to do before...
i had to pull a student to the side and send him home and told him he HAD to shower brush his teeth and wear deodorant before coming to class.
He smelled so bad that no one wanted to get on the mat with him, and avoided the area where he was.
the guy is only 18...but good god, you gotta know you stink at some point- right?
they started calling him "oscar"...poor kid.
i was incredibly embarrassed for him
Oscar is pretty funny but being in Florida, I would have called him Swamp Thing.
Corky
06-30-2011, 03:42 PM
Learn jiu jitsu!!!!!!!!!!
Jack LaBarge
06-30-2011, 03:47 PM
Oscar is pretty funny but being in Florida, I would have called him Swamp Thing.
Better name would be Pigpen from Charlie Brown
Brian Morency
06-30-2011, 04:27 PM
My toe nails were a little longer then I like today. I missed the mat hit the concrete and jammed that big toe nail. It sucked.They weren't very long but I like mine extremely short to the point they don't even feel like they exist. I'll bite my finger nails if I don't have time while driving to the dojo.
Tim Bruhn
06-30-2011, 05:34 PM
I make all the beginners wear oven mitts if they want to roll...and a chef hat. It's gonna improve ur game, trust me.
Lol Ari
I am not sure if you are aware but I heard Koral is making something to combat this problem in the grappling world. Toe and finger nail scrapes are a real problem. I don't have the actual photos yet but my contact at Koral calls them "gis for the hands and feet".
This is what they are going to look like:
http://www.campist.com/archives/injinji-rainbow-toe-socks.jpg
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:E0QiDaZ8W6fNkM:http://www.thimble.ca/wp-images/posts/mittens1.jpg&t=1[/QUOTE]
When is someone going to bring out a Raindow Gi to match those socks. Not saying I would wear it, but would love to someone else rock one.
Brian Morency
06-30-2011, 05:35 PM
I've thought about tidying a white gi.
mario zarate
07-01-2011, 02:13 AM
I just dont let them roll. Pinche! Cochinos!
Mike Noronowicz
07-01-2011, 01:53 PM
alot of times you get new guys or guys visiting and got them dam finger nails and ya get scratched , i just cut and filed my nails so im ready to roll hehe
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