Her dad just died. What should I say so I can still fuck her tonight?
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Her dad just died. What should I say so I can still fuck her tonight?
The morbid beauty in this post is the raw honesty that it reeks of.
Rape much?
Tell her that she can call you "daddy". I'm sure she'll be touched by the gesture and/or you...
Grief sex, when its real, is pretty intense yet feels slightly wrong, while still supportive. Its in the polar opposite category o the angry hate punishment sex you have after you catch her cheating. Both amazing life experiences in their own right.
Holy shit! Brilliant fucking post.Quote:
Originally Posted by John Alighieri
As a man you shouldn't have to ask ..........Quote:
Originally Posted by Taylor Culbertson
I read an article about "sperm wars", which explain the appeal for both you and her after catching her cheating. I am going to have to try to play this grief thing. I don't think it is going to be easy, but I see hope. When she first found it she was in the full air gasp weep, now it is just regular sad cry, once it goes down another notch ill make the move.Quote:
Originally Posted by bobby rivers
Her dad hasn't died before.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ed"Lova"
You might have to whip out the full arsenal and dig deep if the crying persists by watching the Notebook with her. She'll cry from watching that instead of being upset about her dad and this is your opportunity for fingerblasting. You'll be golden after a good old fashioned fingerblast city session. I suggest doing it at mid movie so you don't have to watch the whole thing. Possibly at the "It wasn't over. IT STILL ISN'T OVER!" part. I'm not proud of knowing this, but I had to whip this technique out after a Zoloft pill popping dryspell from an ex gf. You'll be happy to know she got firemanned. Also, turn on the AC and only have 1 blanket so she is forced to cling for warmth. This will allow easy and convenient DJing for a fingerblastastic evening, followed by fucking....making it so she forgets she even had a dad.
just make your move like you normally would, if she gets angry and says shit like "is that all you can think about" just pretend your trying to make her feel better or something ;)
I can't comment on the sex but my thoughts and prayers go out for her Dad...
what the hell, man.Quote:
Originally Posted by lates85
LMFAO
The force is strong with you Lates! I just don't have that much energy to waste on old pussy.Quote:
Originally Posted by lates85
I went with this. It failed. About to jerk off yo.Quote:
Originally Posted by Karim Graham
you are insane!!!