All of my fellow midwest 10th planet rebel alliance members the Yoda John Botello will be back in Omaha November 10th (wednesday) doing a special class for everyone and on thursday for only $30.00 he will be doing a 3 hour seminar (November 11th). Friday we will be heading up to Fargo North Dakota and saturday we will all be butt fucking Fargo ND in the mouth at the Fargo Open Championships.
We plan on putting bodies in woodchippers and we'd love more to roll with us to do so.
In the mouf!!!!
I can't wait to have some more Beer Cheese soup :)
War Botello!
And war "butt fucking Fargo ND in the mouth"...or any geographic location, for that matter.
Buttfucking mouths is what this great country was founded on.
Calm down.
Is the seminar open to non-10th Planet Omaha members, too? If so, is there a different fee?
Good Shit
open to everyone, fee is the same. Its all love on the 10th planet.
Huh . ?? who's butt fucking who? .. I just wanna roll.
Hey now I'm from Winnipeg, Fargo is where we'd spend spring break when it warmed up to -20
Fucking sweeeet! I'm there!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Derek Stewart
Can't wait for the 11th!
It will be great to be back in Omaha again. I can't wait to compete with Derek, and the rest of the 10pjj Omaha family.. I love competing, win or lose.. you can't win, if you don't play :)
Thats an excellent competition attitude John, pretty much guarantees no stress and that you'll actually enjoy yourself every time...which, i do believe, is the idea!
What's the class schedule for 10th planet omaha like? What days and times do you guys meet? I'm thinking about driving up there a couple times a week.
I've never butt fucked anyone in the mouth before......how exactly does that work?
Well Aaron its a mystical act that involves a turkey baster a wisk a neutered goat and a willing female of any species. In all honesty the best way to see and experience the act is to visit omaha.
ahhhhhh....thanks for the info....remind me to steer clear of Nebraska.
Those boys in Fargo better watch their backs cause Yoda is probably already choking one of them and he hasn't even left AZ yet
Just FYI.. talking crap isn't my style. For all we know, I might get smoked 1st round. Is that going through my head? Hell no, but I'm not unrealistic. I just compete to have fun, and see what works :)
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Originally Posted by john botello
Its knoephla soup you fool, this isn't Wisconsin.
I think Derek took me to a spot with beer cheese soup and it was the best .. if that's what it was, not sure, but damn was it good :)
Haha, who know's what kind of strange brew they make in Omaha. If you end up in ND though and find yourself sitting in a small dinner that looks like its being run by your grand mothers best friends your best to try some knoephla =) Look forward to seeing ya guys, I know at least a few of us from bismarck will be comen.
Have Derek take you out for a "Runza", John.
What's the class schedule for 10th planet omaha like? What days and times do you guys meet? I'm thinking about driving up there a couple times a week.
You don't wanna do it man, Derek pushes old women into traffic and then laughs. I once saw him take a kids sucker and then twist it into his hair before he flying armbar'd his ass. HE WAS ONLY 8, ONLY 8 DEREK.
The kid deserved it.
Well if the kid deserved it i'm cool with that, Thanks for the info Derek.
I don't know, Derek just kept screaming in my face whlie he forced me to do push ups "HE HAD TO LEARN". He never really elaborated.
I'm really pissed, I can't make it tonight! I had a guy jump bond on me today, so I have to go spend the evening in the fuckin ghetto trying to find his dumb ass! I really hope he makes me choke him out!! Good luck this weekend everybody, fuck some shit up! Derek, I'll be up there next week to start taking classes.