What's the silliest thing someone has said during an MMA fight?

Just curious, what's the most ignorant thing you've heard from someone who doesn't train while watching MMA?
I watch it at a local bar with my training partners & students and I think it's hilarious some of the stuff the bar flies come up with.
I lost my shit once when Damien Maia transitioned to the back and one of them yelled out "I'd just stand up and shake him off, why won't this dick head just stand up!".
Even better if you know of someone from a different martial arts style that said something rediculously silly.

"I could take that guy"

"why are they just cuddling on the floor"

i also hate people that boo when the fight goes to the ground, why would you buy tickets for an mma event if you just want to see stand up?

Nick Diaz v. Robbie Lawler.

Diaz is one of my favourite trashtalkers inside the cage...outside I have no idea what he's saying.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQmREDRV83s

Sweet video.
Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night... All Day!

in my last fight my opp grabbed my beard during a failed thai clinch and when he let go i yelled grab it again motherfucker and stuck him with a right

"Rectangle!!!"

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Originally Posted by Scott Ray

"I could take that guy"

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This ^^^ Sometimes they are right, but when they arent

A dude was crossfacing me... And suddently he said: "Your hair smells good!" AWKWARD!

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Originally Posted by Kathrine Lundholm

A dude was crossfacing me... And suddently he said: "Your hair smells good!" AWKWARD!

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that... is kinda creepy.. :')

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Originally Posted by Kathrine Lundholm

A dude was crossfacing me... And suddently he said: "Your hair smells good!" AWKWARD!

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I've had a guy say that to me while rolling too.

" How are they so tired after that? "

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Originally Posted by Chris Garry

"Rectangle!!!"

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That's Gold! :D

"he patted, he patted"....you mean tapped? yea, that's what I said.

"This is gay"

"Boxing is better."

After a roll a friend of mine said to me, "That guy kicked my ass. At one point his balls were right in my face, but I didn't really mind since his gi pants smelled freshly washed. They were really pleasant"

Haha, I always talk to my opponents in MMA, but only nice stuff. The first time, I apologized to the guy for bleeding on him as I was in top side control, punching him. He said, "It's cool." I thought, "I need to hit harder, I guess."

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Originally Posted by Jason 'JFaz' Farren

Just curious, what's the most ignorant thing you've heard from someone who doesn't train while watching MMA?
I watch it at a local bar with my training partners & students and I think it's hilarious some of the stuff the bar flies come up with.
I lost my shit once when Damien Maia transitioned to the back and one of them yelled out "I'd just stand up and shake him off, why won't this dick head just stand up!".
Even better if you know of someone from a different martial arts style that said something rediculously silly.

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I would have to say that "just stand up" is my favorite too. Or it was anyway, until Chris said "rectangle!!" Haha.

How about this one:

Rolling partner: "damn dude that cup is killing my spine..."
me: "what? im not wearing a cup."

LOL!

My friend was in a taxi and told the driver he was on his way to my house to watch a UFC event. The driver said that UFC is tough but I have a friend who trains in MMA and that's waaaaaaayyyy tougher than just training UFC hahahaha

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Originally Posted by Ross Davidson

"Boxing is better."

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this crap right here

"There's a nice leg kick to the body" Mike Goldberg

SOmeone told me they were gonna rape my firstborn.
One of my buddys, super nice guy, I guess during his fight he was asking the dude if he wanted to get some beers afterwards. Pretty funny.

I've got a few..

I went to one Gracie seminar and explained this to a friend. He immediately dropped the phone and yelled to everyone in the room..."Jason's fighting MMA now"

My dad's has little exposure to MMA and used to watch UFC Unleashed or Fight Night when it was on Spike. I was telling him about a MMA fight that ended in a submission when he interrupted me and asked if it was by "bare naked choke??" He also calls Nogueira "Newgueira"

But the best one of them all is from a BB (Darren) at my school who told a co-worker that he watches UFC and trains in BJJ. The co-worker comes in on Monday morning and tells Darren about a nutty MMA fight he saw over the weekend involving a guy with a tattoos and a mohawk that came out doing some crazy kicks but the fight was soon over after the other fighter caught his leg and knocked him out. He was talking about the NOS Energy drink commercial

http://i1301.photobucket.com/albums/...ps90ebf1b0.png


I still like yelling..."He's got him in the Gracie guard"

I've got a few..

I went to one Gracie seminar and explained this to a friend. He immediately dropped the phone and yelled to everyone in the room..."Jason's fighting MMA now"

My dad's has little exposure to MMA and used to watch UFC Unleashed or Fight Night when it was on Spike. I was telling him about a MMA fight that ended in a submission when he interrupted me and asked if it was by "bare naked choke??" He also calls Nogueira "Newgueira"

But the best one of them all is from Darren, a bb at my school who told a co-worker that he watches UFC and trains in BJJ. The co-worker comes in on Monday morning and tells Darren about a nutty MMA fight he saw over the weekend involving a guy with a tattoos and a mohawk that came out doing some crazy kicks but the fight was soon over after the other fighter caught his leg and knocked him out. He was talking about the NOS Energy drink commercial

http://i1301.photobucket.com/albums/...ps90ebf1b0.png


Now, I'm off to put someone in the Gracie guard!

"Come on man, do something" from the referee at a Fight Night or Fight for the Troops over in NC. The two fighters were grappling and this ref is acting like an uneducated fan. Even Joe Hogan called him out right then.

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Originally Posted by Jason 'JFaz' Farren

That's Gold! :D

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I lol'd!

"Just kick him!"... He was in a triangle.

Was watching a UFC at a local sports bar when my friend yelled..."what did he catch him with?!" Overwhelmed with too much excitement I yelled back "a gwee-otine."

My dad's has very little exposure to MMA. I was telling him about a MMA fighter that got submitted when he asked me if it was by "bare naked choke?"

"Oh your mouth guard fell out? Here use mine."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwVKVZuJz78&feature=youtu.be
HERE IS YOUR WINNER!
Go home Bruce Buffer, you're drunk! lol
Bet nobody even noticed this. I sure did, cuz I was smokin when he said it rofl

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Originally Posted by Kyle Spalla

"Oh your mouth guard fell out? Here use mine."

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That certainly wins on Gross points

good video, bring me back some awesome memories of strikeforce.

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Originally Posted by Snoopy

Nick Diaz v. Robbie Lawler.

Diaz is one of my favourite trashtalkers inside the cage...outside I have no idea what he's saying.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQmREDRV83s

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Golden thread

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http://m.youtube.com/?#/watch?v=l7Tnj48UiGY

"Kharitonov treating Arlovski like Christina Aguilera treated the National Anthem at last Sunday's Super Bowl!"

-Mauro Ranallo

I swear Mauro Ranallo spent serious time thinking up new sayings to spout. One of my favorites was "he went down fast than the Titanic" I just remember thinking... the Titanic took like 3 hours to sink though..

I've heard some pretty terrible things from cornermen while sitting cageside at local events.

"Pass his guard! His guard is wide open!" (said repeatedly when the fighter in question was very clearly in side control).

I hate it when he says "mama mia!" It drive me nuts. I miss frank shamrock and pat miletich though. Gus Johnson is a total dumbass though, especially when he said the famous quote "sometimes this happens in mma" when referring to the brawl with the diaz brothers and jason miller.

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Originally Posted by AKRhino

I swear Mauro Ranallo spent serious time thinking up new sayings to spout. One of my favorites was "he went down fast than the Titanic" I just remember thinking... the Titanic took like 3 hours to sink though..

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