"I'll wrap my dick around your neck and start you up like a lawn mower" Joe Rogan
"I'll wrap my dick around your neck and start you up like a lawn mower" Joe Rogan
Just rest it on your lap when you poop.
See, if anyone I knew asked me "Hey, Ben, could you sum up the 10th planet forum in just one post?" I'd kindly direct them to this topic. Pretty much brings it all together. Oh teh lulz.
Thank you Scott, this is precisely the special brand of humor i needed.
:)
Now everyone go back to fapping.
Einstien for the win!!!! my hero!
hey..but that brings up a good question. They don't allow cups in no gi copetitions now...has any of you grapplers ever got a sub with your cup? I know you could get added pressure but I know I wouldn't tap to a cup...I damn sure am tapping if a dude's junk is flopping in my face. I'm sure on my journey to blue belt I will be able to answer my own question.
Dreading the day I find out if my rolling partner is flacid, not flacid or wearing a cup....damn that day!!
That's way it is important to not wash your junk a full week before you compete. You'll find they tap a lot faster if your balls smell.