Need some help from the men....especially the well-endowed ones!

[Aikijiujitsu]

"I'll wrap my dick around your neck and start you up like a lawn mower" Joe Rogan

[AJ Camacho]

Just rest it on your lap when you poop.

[Ben]

See, if anyone I knew asked me "Hey, Ben, could you sum up the 10th planet forum in just one post?" I'd kindly direct them to this topic. Pretty much brings it all together. Oh teh lulz.

[Brandon Palmer]

Thank you Scott, this is precisely the special brand of humor i needed.



Now everyone go back to fapping.

[ifreez]

Then I remember that I can't dance

Yeah, this raises red flags @ your claim of blackness..

[Max Hernandez]

i'm black so i am the authority in being well endowed...and i don't use a cup! So there!

Then i remember that i can't dance or sing so odds are i should probably keep my mouth shut for someone calls my bluff...

lmfao!

[Taylor Culbertson]

My girlfriend laughs at my....................................cooking.

HA HA HA, you have a ball and chain!

[KevinPsychoSilva]

Einstien for the win!!!! my hero!

[RaiderFunk]

hey..but that brings up a good question. They don't allow cups in no gi copetitions now...has any of you grapplers ever got a sub with your cup? I know you could get added pressure but I know I wouldn't tap to a cup...I damn sure am tapping if a dude's junk is flopping in my face. I'm sure on my journey to blue belt I will be able to answer my own question.

Dreading the day I find out if my rolling partner is flacid, not flacid or wearing a cup....damn that day!!

[Dave Brown]

That's way it is important to not wash your junk a full week before you compete. You'll find they tap a lot faster if your balls smell.