I rofl'd thru that pretty good, so funny to see what people hear, I know I've always had my own interpretations of what people were singing, especially with all the 90's rock where they were so fucked up anyway you could barely make it out, lol. Perfect example; Pearl Jam - Yellow Ledbetter.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXCb7XaJrL4
Here's the real lyrics, wasn't too far off ;)
Aim for the head, go for the throat
One for the money and two for the show
Shooting like stars that travel the globe
Zoom in your view like you're shrooming alone
Root of the bone, roof getting blown
Off of this motherfucka, baring my soul
Now that you know, take it in striiide
Nobodies gonna make it out alive
You're probably gonna wanna pray to Christ
Take a moment to breathe and heed advice
Weaving these webs, deceits and lies
Attracts every angle, creed and type
I knew that I couldn't believe the hype
I knew I had to see it in a different light
I knew I gotta do, whatever I gotta do
To make it & make a difference and make it my revenue, (ooh)
Hard-times held quiet kept
When your caught in the grind it’s a tidy mess
When your stretching your time to abide for a check
Heat in your chest over civil unrest
Sick of the symptoms, too tired to rest
Proceed with persistence, push to progress
Cease to believe in dreams, might as well be mentally deceased
Might as well just learn to like defeat
You only get one chance to be unique
For every fan that felt the fucking beat
I'll spit my flow to feel you speak
Just let the song dissolve the scene
Just let it go until you're free