What is you lamest excuse for not going to the gym to train?

I got up this morning and started watching cartoons ( popeye and bugs bunnys) and I thought man this stuff is is cracking me up and I want to watch this. But I got to be in the gym at 10 cause I got to open it up this Saturday.

Then I figured shit man this is a very lame excuse for not going to train.

Then I wondered what is got to be the lamest excuse for not training.
Well, I just ask the guys on the nibiru forum what the lamest excuse they have ever had for not training?
You can't use weed or because you were trying to get a piece of ass because we have all done that before. It has to be legitimate.....lol

Teenage Mutant Ninja turtles the movie was on

every excuse is the new lamest excuse imo. Im getting pretty good about not allowing excuses though. Last lame excusse was a while ago, I couldn't find my mouthguard.

Mine is a repeat offender;
"I'll just rest a bit before practice" -Then I fall asleep, usually after dinner.

First you train, THEN you nap! '-'