A new way to measure the success of your life.

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02-28-2011, 05:35 PM
Taylor Culbertson

A new way to measure the success of your life.

I have been looking at chicks and wondered how many Miles of dick she's taken in her lifetime? unless of course they're European...In which case...I substitute Kilometers for Miles...

Let's do the math...She fucks a guy 24 times and he has a six inch dick...He averages 132 strokes per session...Breakdown 6x132x24= 19,008 inches of dick...Now..taking into account there are 63,360 inches in a mile; we take 19,008 and divide it by 63,360...Which gives us .3 ....What's that mean? It means that the bitch took almost a third of a mile of dick from that one man...

Yes I am.. very.
02-28-2011, 05:42 PM
Tony Toffolo

cool story bro
02-28-2011, 05:56 PM
John Hickman

roflmao.
02-28-2011, 06:04 PM
leach_jeffrey

I may not be the richest man in the world, but I love my life and I love my wife, and that is how I measure success......
02-28-2011, 06:38 PM
Karim Graham

interesting

but what would be more interesting would be seeing her try and take that whole third of a mile(or Km)
at once....
02-28-2011, 08:28 PM
DarbyBarby

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tony Toffolo

cool story bro

+1
02-28-2011, 09:55 PM
Isaiah Mendoza

idk what dick means so I can't really respond. sounds like a flavor of ice cream or something
03-01-2011, 12:20 AM
AJ Camacho

I may not bag the most ass on the planet, but at least I don't write like a retard and make posts that make me look like an idiot.
03-01-2011, 12:37 AM
Cookie Monster

does diameter come into play?
how about a fist?

:-D
03-01-2011, 12:31 PM
Taylor Culbertson

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cookie Monster

does diameter come into play?
how about a fist?

:-D

I would say no. Although, I do see your point. It may be a two lane or four lane highway but it is still the same distance.