So, I had a Crazy weekend.

I would like to thank everyone who has ever mad a BJJ tutorial video. Including Eddie's MTS videos. "which I do watch" Anyway, so I am all chillen at a buddies house, eating "holistic food" When he goes 100% bat shit crazy. First, he attacks his dog. I am all like... DUDE WTF why are you attacking your dog? Then he is all STFU! He stopped attacking the dog so I just chilled. Then he went all crazy and started attacking his girlfriend. I was all DUDE WTF why are you attacking your girlfriend... this time rather than saying STFU he attacked me! He tried to tackle me, but I wizarded him and mounted him. I told him to chill... he didn't and started trying to hit me in the face. I then ducked in close put him in a head arm choke and started squeezing. I had never done this before, so I didn't know how hard to squeeze. I didn't want to actually hurt him, I just wanted him to calm down. So I just kept squeezing a little harder and harder, until he realized he couldn't get out. He then calmed down. The thing I really liked about the experience was that I didn't have to kick him in the face, so no one got hurt thanks to BJJ. Then End.

your homie have mental issues??? who randomly burts out violently like that 0_O

i was at my buddies apartment and we were watchin tv and his lil brother (hes 21 so not that little) comes and sits beside me, so i lightly roughhouse with him messing his hair up and him jumpin ontop of me (both while sitting) and i TURN into his body for the "reversal" and slap a D'arce in (wicked lightly of course) and i built it up like HES OUT HES OUT COLD (he was 100% fine, if anything i was mostly just holding him in place / 1% power) but it was a fun, no one got hurt then after i let him put it on me, i was fine, we're homies everything is gravy! :)

"i teach the bjj i know to those who want to learn it"

bursts*

He is normally very chill. I think it was a very bad batch of holistic food + beer.

tl;dr

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Originally Posted by MassiveDonkeyBoner69

I would like to thank everyone who has ever mad a BJJ tutorial video. Including Eddie's MTS videos. "which I do watch" Anyway, so I am all chillen at a buddies house, eating "holistic food" When he goes 100% bat shit crazy. First, he attacks his dog. I am all like... DUDE WTF why are you attacking your dog? Then he is all STFU! He stopped attacking the dog so I just chilled. Then he went all crazy and started attacking his girlfriend. I was all DUDE WTF why are you attacking your girlfriend... this time rather than saying STFU he attacked me! He tried to tackle me, but I wizarded him and mounted him. I told him to chill... he didn't and started trying to hit me in the face. I then ducked in close put him in a head arm choke and started squeezing. I had never done this before, so I didn't know how hard to squeeze. I didn't want to actually hurt him, I just wanted him to calm down. So I just kept squeezing a little harder and harder, until he realized he couldn't get out. He then calmed down. The thing I really liked about the experience was that I didn't have to kick him in the face, so no one got hurt thanks to BJJ. Then End.

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Damn. You're pretty much the next BJ Penn, bro. You got all wizardly on him and shit.

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Originally Posted by JusLove

Damn. You're pretty much the next BJ Penn, bro. You got all wizardly on him and shit.

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I know dude, I was thinking... I am 5'9 about 175. I think I could make 155. I should make a title run. Franky doesn't have shit one me.

lulz

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Originally Posted by MassiveDonkeyBoner69

he goes 100% bat shit crazy. First, he attacks his dog. I am all like... DUDE WTF why are you attacking your dog? Then he is all STFU! He stopped attacking the dog so I just chilled. Then he went all crazy and started attacking his girlfriend. I was all DUDE WTF why are you attacking your girlfriend... this time rather than saying STFU he jumped on me and shoved his dick in my mouth, it was nice at first but then started to hurt so i curled up in the corner and cried all night

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cool story bro...