That's the gi, that's jiu jitsu

http://www.break.com/index/the-seize-testicles-2086329

I had a dude reach for my nuts in a street fight, but he found the tip instead. The whole time I was dropping elbows on his head, he was stretching my dick out like taffy.

Sucked, but he let go eventually.

Lol taffy!!!

i needed that laugh

Need to Kiai, on the squeeze!