Weird Ass Dream Weed, Budo Jake, Alpha Brain
so i'm riding in the passenger side of a ragedy car and i look to my left and Budo Jake is driving, we pull up to a old shack like house and he says i'm gonna buy some Alpha Brain,
i say cool. we get to the door and a old hippy lady opens the door and we go sit down, she has 4 dogs and when we open the door 3 dogs ran out. Jake goes in and i go get the dogs. theres a dog from across the street in the yard and the 3 dogs jumped him, i pull the dogs off and put them in the house 1 buy 1. when i pulled the last dog off the neibors dog was not moving, so i put the last dog in the house but when i opened the door the lady and Jake yelled at me saying close the door were about to make this transaction, like it's a coke deal. i say ok but i'm thinking man those " Deusch Bag Dogs " killed the neibors dog. so i picked it up and it's eyes were not moving but then it starting moving and yelping, so i said cool it's alive. i knocked on the neibors door and said yo your dog almost got killed, the dude said thanks and was like yo you smoke weed and he had some bomb, so were smoking some bomb in his living room and i look out the window and Jakes car is gone. so i'm like damn Jake left and i don't have a ride home. so i went back to the lady's crib and go in and Jake is still on the couch, so i say dude your car is gone and he's like get the fuck out of hear. and he says oh shit i forgot to pay my car bill and he pulls out a old bill for his car. and he says shit man it got repoed, so i'm like damn Jake i bought a new Gi from your website not too long ago so i know you have some money you should have paid that shit. then i woke up, Alpha Brain, Weed, Budo Jake, fighting dogs, a hustling old hippy lady, that shit was crazy, i've never tried alpha brain just thought about it. I've been listening to too many Joe Rogan Podcast.
