Man makes love to guitar (video)

Not sure if there is a music thread, but this certainly warrants it's own.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yw74sDWPH7U

Bah, dudes a virgin at it. Here's a guy straight up porn fucking his guitar.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cv2Fyjk0GGM

http://youtu.be/eXqPYte8tvc