Video games and pot smoking.
What do YOU have a black belt in?
(I got this idea from the Toney vs Couture thread)
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Video games and pot smoking.
What do YOU have a black belt in?
(I got this idea from the Toney vs Couture thread)
I'm a Black Belt in the following disciplines
1. Killing Spiders
2. Making the First Baptist Door Knockers mad
3. Making the Second Baptist Door Knockers mad
4. Sleep
5. Something to do with Tigers
6. Chinese Buffet
7. Checker Board Tournaments
is this a real post? if so, then, i usually wear my black belt with my faded jeans or my slacks. i usually wear my brown belt with my cargo shorts. i usually wear my pink belt when im dressing like your sister...
hahahaha
just kidding dude. is this for real?
I got my black controller in Call of Duty (Modern Warfare 2) on the 1st of April this year by Cade Nelson.
Booya!
Spin yarning
Sony Barra, or 10th Xbox Jiu Jitsu?Quote:
Originally Posted by Matthias Sieber
10th Xbox Jiu Jitsu :D
Im a renowned black belt in sarcasm and Halo 3... I would say Call of Duty, but I quit.
Also I have a black belt in checkers.
Making good french toast
Blindfolded Marijuana strain identification
I have 7th degree black belts in modesty and humility
I have a black belt in:
multiple choice test taking
procrastinating
baby making
drinking mccormick (well maybe a brown belt)
I have a blackandredbelt in thumb war in prowrestling games im about a third degree there... im at least a sixth degree blackbelt in playing guitar ( or thats what almost all of the folks that hear me play say lol) and im a brownbelt in overall video games ,MMORPGs, Fighting games,RPGs and Platformers, about a threstripe purple in ego abolishment as strange as that may sound ...
Working on my blackbelt in procrastination. Just haven't gotten around to finishing the job.
Black belt in Crip walking and tutting, pointing out the obvious, and naps.
Well.. I've a blackbelt in being awesome, being great, being super awesome, being super great, being the best, being super, and last but not least, being modest..
I'm a 3rd degree black belt in kicking your ass!! :D
got my black in fastplants and smith grinds and blue in half cabs, (BMX) red in all things chebba and hardcore punk!
Paging brandon palmer. Brandon palmer, you are needed in this thread immediately.
I have a Black Belt in:
1. Drawing Hand Turkeys
2. Relieving myself in semi-public places
3. Cursive handwriting
I'm not questioning your black belt in relieving yourself in public places, but I would like to know your lineage sir?????Quote:
Originally Posted by Brandon Mccaghren
Where's Palmer?
I got my black belt in Milf Hunting
Breeding and programming
smoking weed, playing soccer,Writing music, pleasing chicks in the sack.
I recently got my black belt in avoiding car crashes whilst driving on slippery roads.
3rd degree black belt in. takein huge bong loads. than being lazy as hell and playing black ops. eating alot of food and surfing the internet.
I'm a master of Karate and friendship!
I'm a blackbelt in carpet munching.
I have a Black Belt in the following:
Wine Drinking
Tea Making
Sims 3
Sleep
The Art of Snowman Building
modelling????Quote:
Originally Posted by Sarah
Smooth criminal
hahaQuote:
Originally Posted by Slartibartfast
i got my black belt in doing all types of ill shit.
I'm a blackbelt in windowtinting...... wait a minute, on second thought, I'M THE GOD OF WINDOW TINTING, BOW DOWN BEFORE THE GREATNESS!!!!!!! TINTNINJA RULES!
To all above posts. Under who?
Since I corrected myself and stated that I am a God, I'm not anybody as gods are born not taught!Quote:
Originally Posted by bobby rivers
Hope this clears this up for you
Not under anybody .... of course I'm somebodyQuote:
Originally Posted by frank-theman-james
I'm a Black belt in Nerf Wars, common sense, the bass guitar and shooting guns.
under my sensei weed smokerQuote:
Originally Posted by bobby rivers
Black Belt in Display and Exhibit design : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOvMcAwZz2c
Black Belt in "Home Dojo" design : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMPK7or86Es
4th Degree Black Belt in Tae Kwon Do : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h_S6NmbQ2A
And as of 2 weeks ago... a Black Belt in Judo!! : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpqAqqLQgL0
Black Belt in microphone handling, sonny sun sonnery.
Black Belt in WoW PvP, pwnin n00bz FTW uber terribad style. ><