Renato Laranja?

Renato is the reason I eat my fruits y vegetables !!!

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Originally Posted by Omar Ocasio

Yeah its weird cause i never thought i would be intimidated by him until I met him....im not going to lie.....he looked mad cool in his Gi...made me want to buy one and start practicing but im loyal to Eddie man....i might just buy one and get it autographed by him and give it to my child.

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we added a gi class cause of renato laranja

Bummed I couldn't catch him Sept 1 (had a wedding to go to that def ranked ahead) but I will meet him at some point!

Renatch is a legend period!

i heard Renato can jump-start a car by attaching one end of the jumpleads to the battery, the other end to his testicles, then holding his nose and sneezing.

I also hear that in some small countries, he is worshipped as the god of fruits y vegetables, and appears on their currency. There's a legend that if you used his Gi as a blanket for a baby, that baby would grow up to be Zhoo-Zhitsu in human form, and would lead all brown-skinned peoples in the art of "flowing with the go".

27 time Mundial Champion

You just don't fake 27 mundial championships.

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Originally Posted by Brent Smith

Not renato at all. All colored people look alike. I understand the confusion

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lol

I heard he won over 700 illegal underground street fights. All the video tapes were bought by some Yakuzu gangster and put in his safe.

As much as I hate to admit it, Renato has amazing jiu jitsu, you don't win the worlds 27 times, all by advantages, and not have have crazy skills :)