Here's to a 10th Planet Hell
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hell is about to get a badass grappling team
Yea it'll be too hot to wear a Gi anyway.
heaven is about to get a badass grappling team
Except at the crucifixion, Jesus was always in a gi. So I'm gonna say when Jesus comes back he'll be a full on gi player, maybe no gi once a week or so, like Thursday nights or something.
On the other hand, there are absolutely no pictures of Satan anywhere on the net in a gi, it's simply too hot in hell. So I'm gonna say Satan would prolly do well in the UFC, that's if he ever ends up rising from the depths of Hades.
Satan vs Brock would be epic
Nah it would be much to one sided.. Brock is just too good. Have you ever seen him fight? Brock is huge.. I can't remember for sure but I think he walks around 300 pounds. I don't think anyone can beat him... hes been wrestling all his life.. hes just unstoppable.
Well Jesus is obviously flexible, so I'm sayin he would be a RG player in a gi. He needs to work on his swim move, though. I don't think he understands the body mechanics of it.
Good points everyone the paper is coming along nicely, I appreciate the depth and insight you are all contributing.
And I heard Satan has been doing the Overeem workout and put on 120 pounds just from pull-ups, push-ups, one legged squats and consuming the souls of his minions. So Lesnar vs Satan would be a wicked fight, as long as Satan doesn't get cocky in the standup.