Lmfaooooooooooooo!
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Lmfaooooooooooooo!
Serious question:
Fart o plata
OR
Fart a plata
The revolution is now. I've been drilling this technique in class a lot recently.
Did this go down as a DQ or a win? I spend man a rollin' session trying not to land the fartoplata. I can see me adding this to my game rather seamlessly...might even bait people by letting them take my back. The option are limitless.
Believe it or not, as far as I can tell, the answer is humorous.
You can get disqualified for barfing, crapping or peeing yourself.
It doesn't list farting. It says "basic bodily functions" and provides a list: bowel incontinence and urination.
But your opponent might argue that you sharted. Does the IBJJF get to check the veracity of such an accusation? ;)
I don't know the answer to that question.
I wonder if this is the real reason Black Belts almost never record their rolls: they are afraid that if they pull a wicked fartoplata that it will go viral. ;)