"There should be billboards everywhere that say: 'jerk off first, then think about it.' " -- Joe Rogan.
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"There should be billboards everywhere that say: 'jerk off first, then think about it.' " -- Joe Rogan.
Well put Jason
I think the OP is too uptight. Get rubber sheets if you want to bring home sketchy hobo chicks :)
You should ask to hang out again, sleep at her house the next time, then shit in her bed while she sleeps and leave.
reminds me of a story i heard a year ago that goes something like...
guy meets girl at a bar, they go back to her house to bang. both pass out and he shits bed. he wakes up first says "holy shit i just shit the bed" he takes his shit, smears it on her ass and leaves her a nasty note saying "you sick bitch i cant believe you shit the bed!!!" then sneaks off before she wakes and never hears from her again.
^^this lolQuote:
Originally Posted by jeffdoherty
Ah. The ol' "Ninja Steamer"Quote:
Originally Posted by Jason Correia
You should've taken pics and shared with the Nibiru class :)
Look at the bright side. At least she didn't piss on you. Eh?
fireman carry - front lawn dump -5.30 am sprinkler wake up call drill that mate it works for spew as well trust me