I'm a black belt in...

I have 7th degree black belts in modesty and humility

I have a black belt in:

multiple choice test taking
procrastinating
baby making
drinking mccormick (well maybe a brown belt)

I have a blackandredbelt in thumb war in prowrestling games im about a third degree there... im at least a sixth degree blackbelt in playing guitar ( or thats what almost all of the folks that hear me play say lol) and im a brownbelt in overall video games ,MMORPGs, Fighting games,RPGs and Platformers, about a threstripe purple in ego abolishment as strange as that may sound ...

Working on my blackbelt in procrastination. Just haven't gotten around to finishing the job.

Black belt in Crip walking and tutting, pointing out the obvious, and naps.

Well.. I've a blackbelt in being awesome, being great, being super awesome, being super great, being the best, being super, and last but not least, being modest..

I'm a 3rd degree black belt in kicking your ass!! :D

got my black in fastplants and smith grinds and blue in half cabs, (BMX) red in all things chebba and hardcore punk!

Paging brandon palmer. Brandon palmer, you are needed in this thread immediately.

I have a Black Belt in:

1. Drawing Hand Turkeys
2. Relieving myself in semi-public places
3. Cursive handwriting