when having your head in another mans sweaty crotch doesn't bother you as much as it should
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when having your head in another mans sweaty crotch doesn't bother you as much as it should
Lawl and yeah. The first words out of my woman's mouth when she saw some jiu jitsu videos were "That looks ugly, and gay." To the untrained/uneducated person, we're just a bunch of dude who like to grab each other and wrap our legs around each other.Quote:
Originally Posted by Clinton lawrence
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lmao!!Quote:
Originally Posted by tyler woolsey
When you save up for months to buy a grappling dummy... And then you actually buy it. lol
When you have to remind yourself "No Jiu-Jitsu while driving." Going over rolling and technique while driving instead of concentrating on the road almost got me into more then one accident.
When ppl who stand next to you for extended periods of time run a serious risk of getting Kimuraed.
When you're anxious about your jiu jitsu instructional DVD arriving in the mail.
When you'd rather watch your jiu jitsu instructional DVD than go out to the movies with your girl friend.
When you join forums about jiu jitsu and participate in them daily.
When you grow to love/hate Ryan Hall. lol
When you go to class injured, even if it's just to watch.
When you meet someone you don't like and in your head imagine rolling in for a knee bar on them. Maybe even throwing in a nasty heel hook just to get your point across.
When you wear your jiu jitsu school's apparel to non jiu jitsu events.
When you roll at home, even if you don't have mats.
When you roll on grass, even if you're allergic to grass. (this sounds like I mean drugs, but I don't. lol)
When you find yourself working on your flexibilty and squeeze without even thinking about doing it.
When your in public and people ask whats wrong with you and why are you twisting yourself into a preztle.
When everyone in your life (girl, kids, parents, etc) always tell you to stop doing that jiu jitsu shit on them anytime they get close enough to clinch.
Guilty as chargedQuote:
Originally Posted by Mario Lopez Alvarez
when you see if you can maintain side control on your dog.
they are the worlds best shrimpers...by the way
Guilty.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kendell "Has Legs" Madden