Gsp

Do u knowhow to read?
I wrote other things above that

Conrgatulations! I hope you know you have now outgrown this forum and should never come back.....:)

So I had cold chicken with warm grapes, an apple, some watermelon seeds and a diet cherry Mr. Pibb. I did 14 pushups and a pullup and almost a did a situp as I was getting up to get have another olive. All of this combined with 42 hours of sleep at night and sex every 6 months has transformed me into the man I am today. Thank you Corky for providing me with the inperspiration I needed to go poop in the front yard instead of the back for the dog was acting a tad bit jealous.

Not sure if trolling or just brain damaged...

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Originally Posted by Chris Ludington

So I had cold chicken with warm grapes, an apple, some watermelon seeds and a diet cherry Mr. Pibb. I did 14 pushups and a pullup and almost a did a situp as I was getting up to get have another olive. All of this combined with 42 hours of sleep at night and sex every 6 months has transformed me into the man I am today. Thank you Corky for providing me with the inperspiration I needed to go poop in the front yard instead of the back for the dog was acting a tad bit jealous.

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See, now this man know's how to post. Take notes Dorky.

I think I can help. With a translation.

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Originally Posted by Corky

Listen losers = Hey Guys that also like martial arts that might be feeling low.

I have a diet plan goin = I have found some things that make life awesome lately including a diet.

Do a navy seal workout for an hour
Get done with classes
Lift weights for an hour
Do jiu jitsu, kickboxing, boxing, or maybe even taekwondo
I will have the body of a greek god in a little over a year = i have set some goals for myself

Along with being a little more than a novice at all of the aspects of mma

Not to mention i have straight as in college so far = I am keeping straight As while I am doing this am feel awesome about it.

And just got done having coffee with the hottest girl ive seen since ive moved here = I talk to Girls now cute ones even, it a new thing for me.

Im not here to brag about my life or make you feel less about yours = I'm so jacked right now Martial arts has changed my life

Wat i am simply doing is trying to give u advice = I want to share my path.

I was the loser in school, never had friends, never had a gf, never had self confidence
All until i found out wat was holding me down
After i get my masters degree in computer science i am going to BUDs training to be q navy seal
After my contract is up i will go be a fighter pilot = I may have watched Top Gun too many times but damn it I have a dream

Look guys if any of u feel down, or depressed, dont i came literally from being nothing to finally understand wat i am capable of
please dont leave a hateful comment or try to insult me = I totally want people to troll the hell out of this post
All it does it make u look like an asshole and a plain loser = I really really want to be trolled here
Just take this as advice for wen u need motivation = I hope sharing this might inspired someone that is in need of motivation.
Take care

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