pan your tera
mega your deth
slip your know
I C my P
10th my planet
met my tallica
aero my smith
bon my jovi
alec my baldwin
u f your c
mm my a
arm my bar
side my control
pan your tera
mega your deth
slip your know
I C my P
10th my planet
met my tallica
aero my smith
bon my jovi
alec my baldwin
u f your c
mm my a
arm my bar
side my control
put ice cream in your flesh light
roscoe my waffles
french my fries
i like music on glee :-DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
^.^ V
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9d2HHg5PHHw
Banana Puddin POPS are the future of frozen treats- Bill Cosby
How come some guys like wearing Muy Thai or Basketball shorts that go all the way up their F'n legs when they are rolling? Why would you want to be damn near naked when you're rolling on the floor with some guy?!?!?!??
I fart in your general direction.
[*Insert motivational quote here]
Feel better? Now get back to work.
lost a jelly bean in my belly button last night!
who's seen it?
burnt umber..
who invented that color?
dude.. bonerland?
my wit is off today.. too much cold medicine. blarghghg
the cold isn't even effecting me other than the cough. I don't want to cough on everybody so i'm drugging up instead. i'm sort of like a martyr or something.
oh, and sneeze/cough into your arm, not your hand. they did this thing on mythbusters, it was rad.
why do japanese watch squid porn?
for people that can read upside down.............
370HSSV 0773H
is it possible to eat an entire pizza just by licking it to death?
ever since the end of the cold war i find NATO to be obsolete...
Naked grandma!!!!!
a human sacrifice had to be done in order to bring back the McRib... totally worth it...
McRib>Cocaine... sorry buddy
or McRib<RibWich... i want one so bad....
McGatdammit I'm gettin' McFuckin' hungry in this McMotherfucker!
Imma McChicken and McBong Load myself to bed tonight!!
......and my last name is McLean......but I used to be fat! Whoa!
did you know McDonald's fries don't decompose
salt by itself is a natural preservative. however they also use citric acid (which is a natural preservative as well) but none of that stuff is good for you in the amount contained in those fries.
i googled it, because im a dork
http://nutrition.mcdonalds.com/nutri...dientslist.pdf
i look up shit like that so i don't want to eat it after.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ddfe4huxd4w
skin candy yum....
dude, it's technically more like a beef candied mousse sponge. they whip so much air and water into that fucking thing that I believe it's only 60-70% beef.
the positive: less cow killed per burger
the negative: what the hell am i eating and why am i still hungry?