this broad just pissed in my BED!

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Originally Posted by Ian "ifreez" Freemantle

How is this possible?

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That's the purple belt test in the Matt Horwich Fighting System. It takes TREMENDOUS hip flexors.

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Originally Posted by Jason Hyatt

That's the purple belt test in the Matt Horwich Fighting System. It takes TREMENDOUS hip flexors.

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Hahahahaha!

DUDE, order yourself a case of depends(they come in a very discreet unlabeled brown box), stash em next to the condoms in the night stand and CALL HER OVER! Soon as you pull out and take off YOUR condom you put on HER diaper, like a little swap. Failsauce for her trying to front like the overpowering stench of urine was actually her cumming. If you gotta piss everytime you cum honey I guess you just ain't orgasming around me. And yes, be glad it wasn't #2, but on the bright side you'd have hard evidence that you literally, "fucked the shit out of her" ;)

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Originally Posted by Kendell.Madden

from wiki- really didnt know they would have this shit. haha go WIKI!
"Davidson's study of 1,289 women found that the sensation of ejaculation was very similar to that of urination.[3] The best evidence indicates that most fluid expelled during female orgasm is urine. One study utilized urethral catheterization in order to separate urine from orgasmic expulsions from elsewhere in the body. Seven women claiming to have ejaculations expelled large volumes of urine through the catheter at orgasm, and little to no other fluid.[60] No catheterization study has shown large volumes of fluid expelled at orgasm from any source other than the bladder."

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http://www.holisticwisdom.com/servic...what-is-it.htm

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Originally Posted by Compella

DUDE, order yourself a case of depends(they come in a very discreet unlabeled brown box), stash em next to the condoms in the night stand and CALL HER OVER! Soon as you pull out and take off YOUR condom you put on HER diaper, like a little swap. Failsauce for her trying to front like the overpowering stench of urine was actually her cumming. If you gotta piss everytime you cum honey I guess you just ain't orgasming around me. And yes, be glad it wasn't #2, but on the bright side you'd have hard evidence that you literally, "fucked the shit out of her" ;)

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i wish she poo'd a lil now. :(

Ok first off...WTF?

Second....Choke her out, drag her outside, close the door, let neighborhood cats find her and pee on her.

Then call it even :-)

i thought squirters were supposed to give you a heads up so you can lay down some tarp and turn your bedroom into the first few rows of a ghallager show. or at least take it to the shower.

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Originally Posted by Jason Correia

i thought squirters were supposed to give you a heads up so you can lay down some tarp and turn your bedroom into the first few rows of a ghallager show. or at least take it to the shower.

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+1

For the record, I've met two other girls that are squirters after this situation.

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Originally Posted by Ken Madden

For the record, I've met two other girls that are squirters after this situation.

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Thank you for bringing this topic back to life, it was before i joined and clearly one of the funniest threads on here LOL :-)

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Originally Posted by Matt "Gumby" Glach

was she hot at least?

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Dude she soiled his place of rest!

For the record I was about to go to bed in a bad mood today, then I came upon and I don't think anything for all of next week will be able to wipe the smile off my face that this has brought. Bless you sir.

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Originally Posted by Francisco Gonzales

Just be glad she didn't do a no. 2.

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That seriously happened on my couch.

Luckily it was a girl that was not mine, but I still had to clean it up. I don't know wtf she got into at the party I was hosting, but by the time it was all said and done it looked like she took a small pot of chili and turned it upside down on my couch like a sand castle, and then passed out beside it. LOL gross.

We don't own that couch anymore.

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Originally Posted by Kurzy

That seriously happened on my couch.

Luckily it was a girl that was not mine, but I still had to clean it up. I don't know wtf she got into at the party I was hosting, but by the time it was all said and done it looked like she took a small pot of chili and turned it upside down on my couch like a sand castle, and then passed out beside it. LOL gross.

We don't own that couch anymore.

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Thanks, now I want chili. :/

Hahaha, enjoy....

Sounds like some Tucker Max shit.

I must ask. did she come over drunk? or did you funnel booze into her mouth after she arived?

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Originally Posted by Ken Madden

so i get a call, broad comes over. met a few weekends back.
we *ahem* it out, shes passed out. and PISSES the bed.

ready for the fun part? she thinks im sleeping, goes and grabs a towel, lays it down over the wet spot, lays on top of it... and back to the zzz's for her.

meanwhile, im sitting here lighting candles cause all i smell is piss.

broad is so drunk (didnt know that till after she pissed) that she wont get the fuck up. so i can throw this shit in the washer.

i said screw it, now im downstairs on my own couch while that nastiness is sleeping in her own filth.
didnt know id be around ms. piggy tonight.

im perplexed though, do i leave her be? kick her out? send her a COD for the cleaning?

nasty. just nasty.

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Originally Posted by Ken Madden

Thanks, now I want chili. :/

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:-X

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Originally Posted by DesiCuellar

I must ask. did she come over drunk? or did you funnel booze into her mouth after she arived?

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To be honest I don't really remember, but i dont THINK she was drunk. I was told later that she was, in fact, a squirter.
The other girls I've met that were at least had the decency to take me to the shower, or in a hotel (sucks to be the people getting the room after me!!)

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Originally Posted by John Hickman

Sounds like some Tucker Max shit.

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If you only knew...I blow Tucker out of the water. I truly do have stories that should be in a novel.
People who are friends with me on FB can vouch for me. I have an 'interesting' life, you could say. :)

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Originally Posted by Ken Madden

If you only knew...I blow Tucker out of the water. I truly do have stories that should be in a novel.
People who are friends with me on FB can vouch for me. I have an 'interesting' life, you could say. :)

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I'm a fan of Tucker's stories, so if what you speak is truth, YOU MUST SHARE ONE!!!

Spare no details, make it worth the read! In fact, just to start it off right, I'm going to post a story of my own in another thread.

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Originally Posted by Nick Powers

I'm a fan of Tucker's stories, so if what you speak is truth, YOU MUST SHARE ONE!!!

Spare no details, make it worth the read! In fact, just to start it off right, I'm going to post a story of my own in another thread.

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^^^THIS!! p.s. I love chicks that squirt.

Actually guys, women squirt two different ways. one is a secretion from some glands during vaginal orgasm or before, white gooey stuff that tastes absolutely horrible. (I bring this up when girls say swallowing cum is nasty) "Oh yeah, well... remember when"
The other way of squirting is also a vaginal orgasm, but the girl convulses and looses bladder control! Literally coming so hard they piss themselves. There's a disturbingly fine line between this and golden showers, lol!
I can see how it was a problem tho. I had a drunk girl piss on my carpet once, after a party. Obviously she could stand, but was unable to find the goddamn toilet. :( Sometimes I hate girls.

Bah, it's all good man. Squirt away, girls.

Sometimes, most of the time they're great! :)

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Originally Posted by Joachim Hoff

Sometimes, most of the time they're great! :)

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75% of the time, they are awesome every time.

yeeess... Haha! Something like that..

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Originally Posted by Ken Madden

75% of the time, they are awesome every time.

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Your official 10th Planet nickname is now "Fantana"

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Originally Posted by Ken Madden

To be honest I don't really remember, but i dont THINK she was drunk. I was told later that she was, in fact, a squirter.
The other girls I've met that were at least had the decency to take me to the shower, or in a hotel (sucks to be the people getting the room after me!!)

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ahahaha if shes a squirter u should have felt it run over ur junk. if u didnt feel like her pussy was washing ur balls then she pissed the bed.... also if it smelled like piss.............................................. ... its piss......... n if it was yellow... yea piss.....

hahaha this thread is awesome. We should classify this mystery as "Unsolved" haha

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Originally Posted by DesiCuellar

ahahaha if shes a squirter u should have felt it run over ur junk. if u didnt feel like her pussy was washing ur balls then she pissed the bed.... also if it smelled like piss.............................................. ... its piss......... n if it was yellow... yea piss.....

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Answer- Doggie Style. And my nose sucks.