Renato Laranja?

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05-26-2011, 10:08 PM
James Worley

Dude is legit for sure brotha. Junie Browning and Fabricio Werdum agree; he has made them what they are today.
05-26-2011, 10:26 PM
Clinton lawrence

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jay JC Chow

I spoke to Renato via email about his website and I asked him when it's coming. He said that some guy has stolen his identch and registered renatolaranja.com!

I checked it out and its someone from Australia who has it! Fackin' wogs cock

if you tell me how to find them jay good old uncle chop chop will pay them a vist holla at me
05-27-2011, 01:17 AM
Ash "Lottery" Woods

hahaha gotta love uncle chop chop
05-27-2011, 06:22 AM
Gannard Reyes

I heard a rumor at the ADCC in September that Renato and Chuck Norris are going to to a a super fight staring contest however no one can watch due to the intensity of the match.
05-27-2011, 07:44 AM
Louis Ho

He's definitely legit. But he has a bit of an attitude problem.
05-27-2011, 07:48 AM
Steven Daniels

He is a practitioner, but also an actor.
05-27-2011, 07:48 AM
Chris Herzog

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott Yockel

I would pay 500 bucks for a seminar from Renato any day!!!!

Scott as my student, and a representative of 10th Planet Rochester, I find it disturbing that you would insult a 27 time Mundial Champion in such a manner. I speak with you further at the Academy tomorrow.
05-27-2011, 09:55 AM
Mark Hax

I heard that Renato is seven feet tall! That he can consume the English Army with fireballs from his eyes, and bolts of lightening from his arse!
05-27-2011, 10:00 AM
Jay Chow

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mark Hax

I heard that Renato is seven feet tall! That he can consume the English Army with fireballs from his eyes, and bolts of lightening from his arse!

Don't be so ridiculous, he's only 6'2
05-27-2011, 10:07 AM
Mark Hax

My bad. But if I quoted "Saving Private Ryan" instead of "Braveheart", would I have offended someone from Germany instead of someone from England?
05-27-2011, 11:56 AM
Magnus Hansson

Renato!! I didn´t know I was gay until you stepped right into my Heart, so from Gi to Gi would you like to marry me?
05-27-2011, 02:34 PM
Calan Ownhouse

Renato Laranja for preshdent!
05-27-2011, 06:44 PM
Ash "Lottery" Woods

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mark Hax

My bad. But if I quoted "Saving Private Ryan" instead of "Braveheart", would I have offended someone from Germany instead of someone from England?

lmao
05-27-2011, 06:57 PM
K Madden

i went to antartica, guess who i saw there. RENATO.
everyone else was in big poofy jackets, he was just standing there with a fiery stare. only wearing his Gi.
05-27-2011, 07:02 PM
K Madden

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jay JC Chow

Don't be so ridiculous, he's only 6'2

hahahaha! fav one yet.
05-27-2011, 07:32 PM
Steven Daniels

Renato is an athiest, he doesn't believe in himself.
05-28-2011, 03:28 AM
JordanSilva

I've rolled with Reanto a few times, Gi vs no-gi. He tapped me with a gi choke every time, then he would say "Dats the Gi...Dats Ju-Jitsu". Very humbling
05-28-2011, 06:48 AM
Andrew Maxwell

Renato convinced me no-gi is no-good.
06-01-2011, 11:16 AM
WilliamGunter

Techno Viking / Keith Jardine......i thought i was the only one to notice that!
06-01-2011, 11:21 AM
Bryan Brown

Quote:

Originally Posted by WilliamGunter

Techno Viking / Keith Jardine......i thought i was the only one to notice that!

haha
06-01-2011, 12:19 PM
ninel

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steven Daniels

Renato is an athiest, he doesn't believe in himself.

hahahahahha you win
06-01-2011, 01:56 PM
Robert Sevigny

renato can believe anything
that man is LEGIT SON

if he wants to WEAR DA GI, imma let him
if he wants to call me a "douchey baggy" infront of my girlfriend, imma let him
if he wants to cornerman for junie instead of me, imma let him

Renato is the reason Chuck Norris is a Texas Ranger and not a Sheriff or DEA/CIA
06-01-2011, 02:18 PM
Corky

hahahahahahahahaha
06-01-2011, 02:20 PM
Corky

this
06-01-2011, 03:06 PM
Patt Holloman

He's tha real deal,my friend.
06-01-2011, 04:11 PM
Stewart Landry

I just got back from HQ and rolled with the legend. I can honestly say that I hope for Werduns sake he take Renato up on the offer to train. Rolling with a guy like that can only make Fabricios game better.
07-12-2011, 05:40 PM
Neggroll21

Is he acting or is that really his personality?
07-12-2011, 08:27 PM
Sam Bergeron

Yeah its a real guy, the only reason you can't find his videos on the net is that he's smart enough not to put them up so that his opponents don't see what they're up against. I don't think anyone has figured a counter to his gi chokes yet...
07-12-2011, 08:56 PM
Mario Lopez Alvarez

I heard that Count Maeda, the legendary instructor who first taught Gestao and Carlos Gracie, used to be all about No Gi grappling and Rubber guard until he had a vision. That Vision was Renato shedding his pink tie-dye and replacing it with a Gi. The count never looked back. He knew that one day a young champion would emerge among the masses in Brazil, and his name would forever be revered as the true Buddha of jiu jitsu, and of life on planet Earth as we know it.

Twenty-seven mundial championships to his name (and the fact that he was able to tap out Eddie so quickly) prove that Maeda's vision was true. This is why I pledge my allegience to Renato Laranja forever.

Laranja! Laranja! Amen Laranja! Gi the only way forever!!!
07-13-2011, 12:13 AM
Eddie Bravo

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mario Lopez Alvarez

I heard that Count Maeda, the legendary instructor who first taught Gestao and Carlos Gracie, used to be all about No Gi grappling and Rubber guard until he had a vision. That Vision was Renato shedding his pink tie-dye and replacing it with a Gi. The count never looked back. He knew that one day a young champion would emerge among the masses in Brazil, and his name would forever be revered as the true Buddha of jiu jitsu, and of life on planet Earth as we know it.

Twenty-seven mundial championships to his name (and the fact that he was able to tap out Eddie so quickly) prove that Maeda's vision was true. This is why I pledge my allegience to Renato Laranja forever.

Laranja! Laranja! Amen Laranja! Gi the only way forever!!!

ur dead to me mario
07-13-2011, 10:22 AM
Brent Smith

lol
07-13-2011, 11:37 AM
BillyJ

I am not sure that he really is that guy who says he likes the GI?
07-13-2011, 01:30 PM
JustinIllusion

He's made so much money from his Gi Sponsers and Fruits and Vegtables Tee's. He's Blowin Up! Just stackin it up. He fired his Accountant because he didn't believe in the Gi. So, now he manages his owns funds.

http://i1185.photobucket.com/albums/...lsFargoAdd.jpg
07-13-2011, 03:18 PM
John Hickman

Yeah, dude. He's so legit that he wanted to battle Royce Gracie in UFC 1, but they said no, because the Gracies know that Renato would choke Royce out in 30secs. Actually, Helio stole Renato's handwritten book of jiujitsu, and put his stamp on it. Now, Renato is struggling to survive like the rest of us. :P
07-13-2011, 04:41 PM
Sam Bergeron

http://i1185.photobucket.com/albums/...lsFargoAdd.jpg[/QUOTE]

Wow that guy REALLY looks like Renato, What a lucky guy.
07-13-2011, 07:18 PM
lates85

das da bank.....dats a wells fargo....
01-21-2012, 12:30 PM
Renato Laranja

Yes.
01-21-2012, 12:45 PM
lates85

Quote:

Originally Posted by Renato Laranja

Yes.

CAAAAARRRRAAAAALLLHOOOO!!! RENATCH!! you have graced us with your presence. you've been spending too much doing yo mama jokes on twitter with that guy who smokes heefer/penis blood.
01-21-2012, 01:19 PM
Charlemange August K.

trolls
01-21-2012, 02:40 PM
lates85

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charlemange August K.

trolls

who's trolling?

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