dude grow some balls and get a 360 so i can murder you with anderson, lyoto, and chael
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dude grow some balls and get a 360 so i can murder you with anderson, lyoto, and chael
ps3>360Quote:
Originally Posted by anderson silva
Yeah I hope I don't hurt Derek.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chris Herzog
wii>ps3
LOL, seriously though, good for you getting on the mats.Quote:
Originally Posted by Taylor Culbertson
lmfao!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Taylor Culbertson
Good luck homie!
Just remember, the 1st thing you learn is Jiu jitsu is how to Tapout, Seriously. Don't get your arm broken because of pride.Quote:
Originally Posted by Taylor Culbertson
Real talk.Quote:
Originally Posted by iFiTsGrEeNsMoKeIt
When is your first class dude?
Monday at 8pm... I don't think it is a class. More like when a white guy walks through Compton with a confederate flag.
hahahah! :)Quote:
Originally Posted by taylor culbertson
Just be the best white guy in Compton holding a confederate flag that you can be!Quote:
Originally Posted by Taylor Culbertson
I was just at 10th planet Omaha for a class with John Botello and then for Eddie's seminar the next day about a month or two ago and I've got nothing but good stuff to say about everyone I met and/or rolled with. Everyone was friendly and helpful and just in those two days it helped add several pieces and corrections to my game. I'm looking forward to my next trip up there which is about a three hour drive for me, so don't trip on the hour drive to Bellevue, it's worth the gas money. Good luck and enjoy your first class.
More inspiration...
http://cdn3.sbnation.com/imported_as...5/267496_1.jpg
hmmmm.... I think I will make a video blog about my training camp so I can have the psychological edge.Quote:
Originally Posted by AJ Camacho
If you wake up with your pants around your ankles and your butt hurting .. it wasn't Matt Hester ;)
Ok. Taylor, Andrew, your avatar pictures are too fucking similar it's freaking me out.
dude i still dont understand how this guy isnt dead, or how his throat wasnt crushed in half
Looks like Bam Margera.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tony Toffolo
I am half way through my two day training camp, but I think I am coming down with diverticulitis.
lol
Lmao
Don't worry they will remove those 12 inches of your intestine at the academy.
seriously though. You will tap a lot. Remember...if it hurts...tap. Then ask the coach if there's an escape. You should frankly be spending more time drilling than rolling IMHO. Also...if you're big or fat...specially if you're fat...don't go hard you're fat uncoordinated ass might accidentally hurt your partner...and then he will REALLY hurt you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bryan_Brown
I think I am going to have to have surgery for my diverticulitis.Quote:
Originally Posted by James Davis
hahahahaQuote:
Originally Posted by taylor culbertson
Bad news... so I was breaking rocks with a sledge hammer with no shirt on holding my pitbull and drinking a pabst blue ribbon and I broke my leg. The female Dr. at the ER said I need surgery after she asked for my number.
ya and then pigs flied right after
inb4apictureofpigsflying
stopQuote:
Originally Posted by Brent E.
stop following me
Dude. Dont flatter yourself and stfu. You are seriously 'that guy'. Ya know? Never wanted to be him huh? Not too late. Didnt you post a thread apologizing for blurting every dumb thing that pops in your head, followed by posting every dumb thing in your head? Ive bin on this site longer than you've known about jj so I aint followin shit, your literally injecting yourself through my cornea 1,238 times and by the time grow up and realize how annoying you are(never?) I will have facepalmed myself into mental retardation. Then at least ill be at peace.
Its just. I remember a forum before Brent E. and Robert. Yeah. It was nice.
bobby, stop following me
Through your face!!!! HA! You forgot...remove that length of intestine through his face!Quote:
Originally Posted by AndyK5
Seriously though...
The best lesson you can and hopefully have learned now is humility. Public humiliation has a way of making great students. Especially when they have a great attitude to start but just don't understand how things work. That's kind of how I have viewed your first post in this thread. Remember this very important lesson and pass it on to every student that makes a similar error that you have. Good luck at Omaha!
Dude no one is following you! The only way to not see your idiotic posts is to leave this forum. You are definitely the most annoying member on thiS forum I just wish you said more aggressive type of shit so I could have reason to start a petition to get you banned because trust me no one would come to your rescue like they did 3rdeye.Quote:
Originally Posted by Brent E.
U also follow me and wont leave me alone
Are you retarded? Like do you actually have some sort of disorder? Because in that case I'll be more tolerant.Quote:
Originally Posted by Brent E.
Ok u must not know how to read english
I told u not to read my posts not hard to do