You Know You Love Jiu Jitsu When:

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08-09-2011, 11:59 PM
Jay Chow

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tyler Timmermans

when thats not hot because of the poor choke defense.

Haha!
08-10-2011, 01:10 AM
K Madden

when the first thing you ask the ER Doc when he says you have Pneumonia is "how long till I can start training again?"
...just happened. lol
08-10-2011, 02:35 AM
SebastianColson

when a boy wraps his arm round a girl and you start shouting wizzer, wizzer
08-10-2011, 02:55 AM
K Madden

Quote:

Originally Posted by SebastianColson

when a boy wraps his arm round a girl and you start shouting wizzer, wizzer

i laughed aloud at this. and i hate you now because of that. ouuuuuch.
08-10-2011, 03:59 AM
Matthew Stuart

When you refuse to put an injured person in the recovery position, because it leaves them open to being twister rolled

http://www.dnanewcastle.com/images/t...e/recovery.gif
08-10-2011, 09:22 AM
Daniel Valdez

When you use your foot like your putting in a butterfly hook to cover your own legs with the blanket at night.
08-10-2011, 09:32 AM
Chris Ludington

So many of these apply. Too funny. Wish there was a like button or something for each one.

My wife stands with her hands on her hips (apparently a lot) and I am constantly thinking about how quickly I could kimura her from that position.

My 2 year old DOES know the "wubber guard" (mission control so far) and arm bar, single leg, and the difference between a front choke and a rear choke. But his Ground n Pound is beast!

New bruises are welcomed badges from a hard night of training.
08-10-2011, 12:00 PM
K Madden

when you clap using gable grips.
08-10-2011, 05:24 PM
AshleyCrazSully

bwahahahahaha YES.
08-10-2011, 05:25 PM
AshleyCrazSully

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tyler Woolsey

When you go to hug someone and you won't let them have double-unders!

bwhwhahahahahahahah LOL
08-10-2011, 05:31 PM
Anthony Herrera

Quote:

Originally Posted by Robert Sevigny

you dont roll outta bed in the morning, you TECHNICAL HIP ESCAPE out of bed

Haha every morning!!!
08-10-2011, 05:39 PM
Luke Strickland

This thread=pure gold.
08-10-2011, 07:37 PM
AshleyCrazSully

Quote:

Originally Posted by louis ho

when you attempt an armbar on your newborn baby.

lmao!
08-10-2011, 07:38 PM
AshleyCrazSully

You find your self recognizing that you are in "quarter gaurd" while playing with your dog.
08-10-2011, 08:09 PM
K Madden

when you go to the zoo with kids and take note at the "submit-ablity" of specific animals.
think about getting a RNC on a giraffe!
or hitting a kneebar on a flamingo!
08-10-2011, 08:21 PM
Sam Bergeron

When you double leg or high-crotch your girlfriend onto the bed.
08-10-2011, 08:35 PM
K Madden

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam Bergeron

When you double leg or high-crotch your boyfriend onto the bed.

silly sam...i fixed your spelling mistakes
08-10-2011, 08:38 PM
Sam Bergeron

I have trouble picking you up though.
08-10-2011, 08:52 PM
Tyler Timmermans

when your happy to see guys the same weight as you (specially if your a heavyweight)
08-10-2011, 08:55 PM
K Madden

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam Bergeron

I have trouble picking you up though.

damn you sam. why must you be shaped like a sponge with two toothpicks stuck in like legs
08-10-2011, 09:16 PM
Tyler Timmermans

when your drunk as fuck but still post on this thread.
08-10-2011, 09:21 PM
Isaiah Mendoza

Quote:

Originally Posted by Robert Sevigny

you dont roll outta bed in the morning, you TECHNICAL HIP ESCAPE out of bed.

LOL i thought I was the only one that did that
08-12-2011, 08:03 AM
Robert Sevigny

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam Bergeron

When you double leg or high-crotch your girlfriend onto the bed.

screw getting her into guard(missionary) i rather takedown slam to sprawl to north south ;D

you know you love jiujitsu when: even your nice clothes have patches because you feel naked when not wearing your gi
08-12-2011, 08:34 AM
Mike Dewitt Jr

You know you love jiu jitsu when you have two Eddie Bravo friends on facebook, just to be sure you have the right profile.
08-12-2011, 08:54 AM
Robert Sevigny

you know you love JJ when::: 2 girls "scissoring" is now called 50/50'ing
08-12-2011, 10:03 AM
K Madden

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike Dewitt Jr

You know you love jiu jitsu when you have two Eddie Bravo friends on facebook, just to be sure you have the right profile.

hahahahahah!!!! i wonder if either are him. oh Mike...you're awesome man
08-12-2011, 10:14 AM
Mike Dewitt Jr

Haha, thanks Kendell. I think the one where the piano is standing up next to him is his profile.
08-12-2011, 05:49 PM
Ryan fortiN

hahahah, Im guilty as the rest of you.... I dont roll with dogs, but I do bring my work home with me ;D Oooo, and when ever you have your arm around someone's waste, and they keep telling you to let go of the 5-0 control!
08-12-2011, 05:57 PM
K Madden

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-Y...0811110952.jpg
When this hot picture is HOTTER for one reason...
08-12-2011, 05:59 PM
Chris Ludington

Holy shit what happened to her face? It looks like she was hit with a black hole!
08-12-2011, 06:24 PM
K Madden

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris Ludington

Holy shit what happened to her face? It looks like she was hit with a black hole!

its not black...its darker than my normal skin but not "black"
and not really a hole either. actually, quite the opposite.
08-12-2011, 06:35 PM
Chris Ludington

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kendell Madden

its not black...its darker than my normal skin but not "black"
and not really a hole either. actually, quite the opposite.

I see what you did there. Well played, well played.
08-12-2011, 07:49 PM
manny

when she gets on top and you start elbow to knee escape...
08-13-2011, 12:47 AM
Jay Chow

Daaaaamn Kendell, you've just sold another 10th Planet lady-shirt. I'm gonna buy multiple actually and give them out to hot bitches on the street.
08-13-2011, 07:07 AM
Frank R.

When your wife says you shrimp in your sleep to switch from one side to the other...
08-13-2011, 07:11 AM
bangwhosnext

When you're doin your girl missionary and start tryin to pass her guard.
08-13-2011, 09:24 AM
Sean Marshall

When your a white belt trying to learn the twister from the Jiu jitsu unleashed book and cant do it right so you order the Twister dvd off ebay.
08-13-2011, 10:02 AM
Robert Sevigny

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kendell Madden

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-Y...0811110952.jpg
When this hot picture is HOTTER for one reason...

ONE REASON i see like 4 reasons!
08-15-2011, 10:16 PM
mrdream

Quote:

Originally Posted by Louis Ho

When you attempt an armbar on your newborn baby.

or on your dog lol
08-15-2011, 11:10 PM
K Madden

When a girl gets waaaaaaaaay hotter when knows what Jiu Jitsu is.
Or even better...if she wants to try it out

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