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"hey joe hogan, i'ma gonna hoffa i'ma gonna poffa i'ma gonna blow you house down you know what i'm sayin?"
that's jiu jitsu.
Itch not about deesh.. *points to head" ... Itch not about Deesh.. *points to chest* Itch about deeesh... *pulls belt tighter*
This may sound ridiculous but I found this site because of a thread my little brother sent me of this guy chasing Joe Rogan around like a mad man. Whatever he is, whatever his intention, I thank Al Gore's internet, the Universe, and Cat Poo in Brazil for sending him my way. Think of this, he lead me to a video of Rigan Machado giving some tips on the triangle that I love and had forgotten... That's Jiu Jitsu.
I just want to point out since this thread is ttt how hilarious Renato's obsession with black guys is. Here in the video of 10th Planet Kush where Joey Diaz recaps the fight with Couture vs. Toney at 1:15, I want everyone to grasp how funny it is that after Diaz mentions Toney, Renato randomly and gratuitously comes on screen to point out that James Toney is "a black guy". That is fucking beyond hilarious:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTjFw...layer_embedded
E eh zoe hogan
he gonna try run away and you gonna putch your hand hear?
why not you gwab his hash guarch?
george!you cannot grab my lappell george
thats a nogi class george!
scotch! scotch scotch
this is a buhzeal capryera
Tell Chris "H"eilly i'm gonna borrow this...(steals training pads...talking to someone unconscious asking them to deliver a message)
I gonna train somewhere else.
aww joe hogan. aww to much sweat. its like mussle grease
you see people, they fight, they train for vale tudo. but you see, they don't have the real skill. they don't come from a traditional background they don't come from a real blackbelt
*shakes leg*
Lates85 has the best fucking avatar ever. Can you make it bigger?? :)Quote:
Originally Posted by lates85
Joe Hogan
Hahaha...thanks Eddie. Nah unfortunately the threshold for uploading for the avatar is like 95kb and less than 300x300 pixels or something so i've had to cut the GIF picture down to that size until it would upload.Quote:
Originally Posted by Eddie Bravo
I like the whole conversation between Renato and Matt Mitrione on MTS 15.Quote:
Originally Posted by lates85
"Datch guy, he comma from the south side of Chicago. He comma from the Black area. That's why he not afraid of Kimbo Slicee."
Mitrione to Renato: "So you're Black?"
Renato: " I, I, I'm Brazil. Everybody gonna say 'Dat guy looka Black, dat guy looka like Al Jarreau."
"The girl they only likee da wych teef."
"Everyfing fun and games, and now I gotta get serious." An hour before he chokes out "Edgie" Bravo.
That guy is good but he don't know about the basics. You have the basics. You know the gi. You train with the gi. What you do you talk with thees. And you talk with thatch. But when you have the preparation, you not gonna lose. You don't needch thatch. Edgie tell you gonna wear thatch. Don't have to have thatch. You gotta have thees:
http://www.inselpix.com/images/lates85/havethatch2.png
"That's the gi. That's Jiu Jitsu."
-Renato Laranja
Hello,
This is my first time posting on the forum since signing up a couple weeks ago. Thanks for all that you do at 10th planet! I hate the gi so much at my school. Hey, even the twister is catching on with my instructors :)... So thankful for the connection and ongoing community these vids build... Been hooked since the rubber guard dvd. With that said...
My fav. Renato "moment" is in MTS7, during Eddie's interview at 30:28, the interviewer's mentioning about Renato "showing a real world technique with the gi".. and then Renato wraps the belt around the guy's neck!. This is the best part of the whole MTS series so far... I laugh out loud every time I watch it (at least once a day)...
dats Fabiano..
"dat guy, he's a good guy"
"I'm not black, I'm Brazil" "Theres cats like thish" "That's why he's not afraid of Kimbo Slice" "Then you walk away" man.... theres so many!!
the best part of MTS so far is without question in the 17.
the carthweel/gi hand off.
superb.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brandon Mccaghren
Don't forget the diving "porra" throw as if he was being shot at. :D
yeah. this was def the greatest episode.Quote:
Originally Posted by lates85
"When you gonna train with weights, do you need to take the weights home with you to see if you gonna have muscles? No. If you train hard,the muscles gonna stay. It's the same with the Gi. That's Jiu-Jitsu". - renato
"If you don't like me I don't care. Everything I do is for Jiu-Jitsu. BRASIL Jiu-Jitsu." - - renato
Quoting renato is like quoting from bible scripture , lol .
I win the fightche!!
"I just burned down a building and I'm afraid I'm going to do it again"
when he was saying that he was going to huff and puff the door down when rogan was in the shower was classic.........
Let me tell you about this guy!!! That guy!!!! Joe hogan
Edgie bravo
Hanotch laronge dot comie
I love on 'Fruits and Vegetables': 'Everyfing come from Brazil. Here we have fruz an vejtable. Here was have carrot [ruffling lettuce], chomato [picking up carrot], I havie some apple [banana]. I have some spice. The spice part of thinga gonna make you feel strong.' Then when he takes a bite of the carrot, he spits it out into his hand and throws it to the side! Freakin hilarious!
'But then, if I'ma gonna have some vitamina minerauw, I'ma gonna see dat like dat, and I'ma not gonna know whach chu do. I'ma gonna try choo break va fing. ... Iz choo much. Iz choo advanch. I know somf ver important my fa told me. He say to me, "Renato, the apple [picking up an orange], it don fall far from da tree. Dassa way you haf to chink."'
i can't believe it's already been a year pretty much since this thread was first posted...time flies.
iEh, caralho!Quote:
Originally Posted by lates85
you know how you separate Greek boys from the men ........... with a crowbar - renato
"echie bravo and joe hogan sich in the isolation chamber, smokie too much penis bloodch"
please make this a shirt for me