this broad just pissed in my BED!

by far the best thread and comments on the forum i still cant stop laughing.
that really sucks but thanks for sharing

http://extraneousflickassery.files.w...6/barkley3.jpg

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Originally Posted by Kendell.Madden

thanks for putting it in prospective gentlemen.
gladly she didnt shit. that would have made the night very crappy.
she was hot at least, ill attach a FB pic of her. consider it a warning poster...BEWARE of this.
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-..._5404630_n.jpg

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Haha that picture was foreshadowing her passed out. See wooden floors are easier to clean piss off of. All u need is a good mop and some pinesol for the wood

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Originally Posted by Jason Hyatt

"There should be billboards everywhere that say: 'jerk off first, then think about it.' " -- Joe Rogan.

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This is should be in all religious books, on ancient walls, and in sex eds books! The most profound sentiment of all ages.

Oh. And let that be a lesson. Be careful of strangers that bang first night. You never know what the fuck you'll get. :(

I could tell you old school stories

If I had a nickel.

Easy solution, warm joint shower after to rinse the sex juices(fun anyway) which initiates shower piss(way better than bed, and everybody f'n does it). Crisis averted.

how old was she 11?

You're obviously no Tucker Max, sir. He pissed his own bed and made the girl believe she did it. She even bought him a new mattress! haha But yeah, sorry about that, bro.

she did piss the bed though...haha
ya...good point though. bitch does need to buy me a new mattress

well shit if it was cum thats not as bad. but u saod it smelled like piss right?