I'm a black belt in...

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Originally Posted by Brandon Mccaghren

I have a Black Belt in:

1. Drawing Hand Turkeys
2. Relieving myself in semi-public places
3. Cursive handwriting

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I'm not questioning your black belt in relieving yourself in public places, but I would like to know your lineage sir?????

Where's Palmer?

I got my black belt in Milf Hunting

Breeding and programming

smoking weed, playing soccer,Writing music, pleasing chicks in the sack.

I recently got my black belt in avoiding car crashes whilst driving on slippery roads.

3rd degree black belt in. takein huge bong loads. than being lazy as hell and playing black ops. eating alot of food and surfing the internet.

I'm a master of Karate and friendship!

I'm a blackbelt in carpet munching.

I have a Black Belt in the following:

Wine Drinking
Tea Making
Sims 3
Sleep
The Art of Snowman Building

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Originally Posted by Sarah

I have a Black Belt in the following:

Wine Drinking
Tea Making
Sims 3
Sleep
The Art of Snowman Building

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modelling????

Smooth criminal