My First JJ thread.

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Originally Posted by Taylor Culbertson

Dude, if I wrote it down it would look like this.

Started standing, he tried to grab my balls, I questioned his sexual orientation. I got mildly aroused. I jumped on him, he grabbed my leg, his hands felt strong like an animal, my body said yes but my mind said no, so I jumped away as his hands ran down my leg. Looking at him on his back sweating and making brief eye contact which seemed to last years, I threw myself at him like a mindless doe to a hungry bear. The next few moments were a blur as our bodies intertwined in a homo-erotic dance in the night. As the timer buzzed we shook hands with a mutual understanding that what had just happened would not leave the gym.

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lol that's the funniest post I've read in a while

I dont know if i agree when you say exploding is the wrong way to do it. I know that it is good to drill submissions escapes and learn how to escape with technique as well but if you can explode and be technical at the same time then explode can be very beneficial. Im not a believer in getting choked and learning that way. I rather learn technique on how to escape and then in free roll or competition i can explode at the same time being smart and using technique. I don't need to be put to sleep to know that i should tuck my chin or do a two on one on the choking arm. Can you gas by exploding? Definitely...but conserving energy and not getting careless with how your exploding out of something can be useful. Again it is just my opinion but i really do understand what you mean. Different perspective i guess.

One thing for sure is that i would not abandoned lifting. It all depends on how you are lifting and they types of workouts you are doing.

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Originally Posted by Taylor Culbertson

Dude, if I wrote it down it would look like this.

Started standing, he tried to grab my balls, I questioned his sexual orientation. I got mildly aroused. I jumped on him, he grabbed my leg, his hands felt strong like an animal, my body said yes but my mind said no, so I jumped away as his hands ran down my leg. Looking at him on his back sweating and making brief eye contact which seemed to last years, I threw myself at him like a mindless doe to a hungry bear. The next few moments were a blur as our bodies intertwined in a homo-erotic dance in the night. As the timer buzzed we shook hands with a mutual understanding that what had just happened would not leave the gym.

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hahahahahahahahahahahaha oh my god... jesus christ i can't stop laughing.

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Originally Posted by Taylor Culbertson

Dude, if I wrote it down it would look like this.

Started standing, he tried to grab my balls, I questioned his sexual orientation. I got mildly aroused. I jumped on him, he grabbed my leg, his hands felt strong like an animal, my body said yes but my mind said no, so I jumped away as his hands ran down my leg. Looking at him on his back sweating and making brief eye contact which seemed to last years, I threw myself at him like a mindless doe to a hungry bear. The next few moments were a blur as our bodies intertwined in a homo-erotic dance in the night. As the timer buzzed we shook hands with a mutual understanding that what had just happened would not leave the gym.

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you cheatin on me hooker?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQjxr...eature=related


This is all the conditioning you'll need.

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Originally Posted by Chris Herzog

This is all the conditioning you'll need.

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Dude?

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Originally Posted by Taylor Culbertson

Dude?

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I know, it made me hard too.

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Originally Posted by AJ Camacho

I know, it made me hard too.

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I have $1000000000000000000 hypothetical bucks that says there is no way you could finish with that. I could explain how I know this but I don't feel like it unless you want me to.

When my wife got pregnant I was worried that the sight of her massive belly would disuade me from sex and drive me into a manic state of sexual frustration. In preparation I began entertaining my self with prego porn in an attempt to cultivate my sex drive into that direction.

Point being, my sex drive is malleable as hell.