A girl comes up to me last night...

If they're ready and willing there's no need to pickle their insides with booze until they go to sleep.

I nominate Kendell for the 10P Tucker Max award.

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Originally Posted by AJ Camacho

If they're ready and willing there's no need to pickle their insides with booze until they go to sleep.

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until they do? hahaha! thats disturbing lol

rape

haha, if she googles your name, your probably come up as on this site, and if she's nosy, she could discover this thread. That would be fucking EPIC in a hilarious manner.

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Originally Posted by Daniel Valdez

haha, if she googles your name, your probably come up as on this site, and if she's nosy, she could discover this thread. That would be fucking EPIC in a hilarious manner.

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NICE! thats a good point! and i still dont mind. hahahaha! id DEF record that.

Sounds like some Tucker Max shit.

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Originally Posted by Kendell Madden

BASTARDS!

and oh...it make it Jiu Jitsu related, i was gonna put her in crackhead control to test that reflex of hers...

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Oh my young padawan, your skills are strong but your path is wrong lol. Always remember...position before insertion. Crackhead control will only end in projectile vomiting. Try taking the back for a better path ;-).

The least you could have done is made sure she didnt have a penis lol jk

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Originally Posted by NelsonLucca

The least you could have done is made sure she didnt have a penis lol jk

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and take away all the fun?! no way!