You Know You Love Jiu Jitsu When:

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Originally Posted by Kendell "Has Legs" Madden

When you incorporate moves and positions during sex.

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LOL guilty. My fiancee is quite fond of the truck (slightly modified of course).

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Originally Posted by Tyler Woolsey

When you go to hug someone and you won't let them have double-unders!

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LMAO ah man I had one of those moments where you laugh loud at work and people look at you crazy. Seriously lol'd.

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Originally Posted by Dylan Ehrnreiter

Your 2-year old knows mission control and locks it in on your arm at the diaper changing station...

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Originally Posted by Josh Passini

When your in public and people ask whats wrong with you and why are you twisting yourself into a preztle.

When everyone in your life (girl, kids, parents, etc) always tell you to stop doing that jiu jitsu shit on them anytime they get close enough to clinch.

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LMAO these are great.

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Originally Posted by Kendell Madden

when you see if you can maintain side control on your dog.
they are the worlds best shrimpers...by the way

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Awesome! hahahaha

I always wanted to triangle a dog! lol

When you order a jiu jitsu book one year before it even comes out... and your willing to wait ANOTHER year if you have too!!! (Advanced Rubber Guard)

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Originally Posted by Anthony Herrera

When you order a jiu jitsu book one year before it even comes out... and your willing to wait ANOTHER year if you have too!!! (Advanced Rubber Guard)

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lol! I hope we get it soon! haha

When you scissor sweep the carpet in bed to get the cold side against you :)

You get mad at your significant other when they schedule an off cruise excursion during part of a training session on said cruise!!

You have the same shirt in several different colors and want the sweatshirt in the new dark grey all with the same graphic on it.

When during sex you keep taking wrist control

When a 8lb medicine ball, punching bag,pool noodles,pair of jeans,two rolls of duct tape and a renato Laranja hoodie ture into a grappling dummy

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Originally Posted by Kendell Madden

when you see if you can maintain side control on your dog.
they are the worlds best shrimpers...by the way

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Im guilty of that one too...and im never very successful on either my american bulldog or my pits...they've trained with me too long and already know my game:)

when you shrimp to the kitchen