T-minus never.Quote:
Originally Posted by Paul Hughes
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T-minus never.Quote:
Originally Posted by Paul Hughes
This thread is such low hanging fruit, I won't even pick apart the giant holes lameness of the story. The only thing credible in entire story was that he had a medical illness. Isaac hit most of the major points anyway.
Cappy is that you?
The thread title is spot on tho..
x1000Quote:
Originally Posted by bobby rivers
Don't feed the trolls :p
Post a tech video and I'll mail you 1 stripe for your white belt
Yup. LolQuote:
Originally Posted by Toppy
thanksQuote:
Originally Posted by Chris Herzog
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Originally Posted by Chris Herzog
wasnt the best written thing ever, but as you said i think it hit the points, sometimes its fun to feed the trolls.
http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/20...if?w=650&h=365
his roll at boulder, this is rated r18 :)
Don't play around with Mountains.
especially at boulder :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Jerry Walker
didnt look to sick back in the myspace days no one ever remembers to check myspace
https://myspace.com/notunclesam/photos
Damn, he's here in Fort Collins? This is a small community, fakes are found out quickly. Shoot, I already know about him and haven't even met the dude.
In any case man, good luck with everything. Hope it all smokes out...
Holy shit, he is a black belt. He's rocking it in this pic https://a4-images.myspacecdn.com/ima...e1f86/full.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by DavidHamp
He's a black belt in bullshit
Hahaha
This could all be true. I forgot I was a black belt in Hungar Kung fu once, it was weird, I thought I was losing my mind until I finger jabbed a vat of fiery hot coals and felt NOTHING but pure glory. I tripped balls for days. True story.
Lol, I had something similar with my virginity. But sure enough having a tug and slipping a cheeky up the bum it all came back ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Eddie Bravo
How about you upload some pics of these 'black belt certs' and we can see the instructor name and find out lineage?
I have no interest in anything else on this thread unless 10P Boulder guys report about training with him.
Porra
Caralho
Fucker
Personally, I think this dude should post his story on the UG....... IN before the thrashings start :cool:
What are you talking about Ross? This is a great thread!
This thing is a trainwreck
The only thing accurate about the guy's thread is he needs help,serious help. You are a black belt in paddling the douche canoe. Everyone knows Bill Keeling choked you out,causing your memory loss.
Fix.t yer post.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jake Niswonger
When I dream I usually forget I'm a black belt in Jiu Jitsu. This "might" all be nightmare
Do you forget you are a black belt, yet still remember all the techniques? Or do you forget the techniques, but not that you are a black belt? This is all so confusing, how do we remember what to forget and what to remember? Maybe you are right and this is all a dream. In that case my dreams are really reality...Quote:
Originally Posted by Eddie Bravo
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahQuote:
Originally Posted by chris ludington
Funny I don't see any jj pics...Quote:
Originally Posted by DavidHamp
I was planing on watching some mts, instead I read this thread for 30 mins lol. I wonder if he really is going to visit 10 p after all the people bashing him and making fun of him. Hope he does show up. Wouldn't it be hilarious if he was awesome and just choked out a bunch of 10 p guys? I de shit my pants. Hope they video tape it.
And I thought I was a dumbass for wanting to buy a blue rash guard as a white belt.
is there anything better in the message board world then when a thread totally fucking back fires?
also, i seriously cannot fathom why someone would claim a rank that they legitimately are not. what's the fucking point? as soon as you get on the mat with others, they'll know you're a fraud.
Chances are he has so little experience with Jiu Jitsu in general that he doesn't realize just how much hard work/dedication/time it takes to become a black belt. That's the product of the TKD belt factory mentality. Show up, pay your fees, get your belts. JJ doesn't work like that and I'm sure when he started this thread he had no fucking clue the shit storm he was about to bring upon himself.Quote:
Originally Posted by Daniel D.
Good point, I think u may be right on that one. It's hard as he'll to get a different colour on your belt.
What concerns me is that he wasted no time lying about it, and possibly lying about a rare condition, so I don't even think he had the mentality down. The TKD guy will say something like, "I have a BB" and never say what style it is. This guy came up in here saying he had real documentation about his legitimacy specifically in BJJ. And at the very least he knows about the Gracies, which he used to his advantage to lie some more. I agree that he didn't know what was coming to him, but at the same time, He knew he'd have to sell some Bullcrap to gain sympathy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chris Ludington
personally I'd go nowhere near a Jiujitsu forum If I were trying to lie about a black belt. You'd see me on a Ninjitsu site first lol
That ninjitsu shit is to da powa fulQuote:
Originally Posted by Wancarlos
can we hang this thread up somewhere.
"warning to all fakes fonies and mcdojo black belts. read carefully, you have been warned"
Lol, mcdojo.Quote:
Originally Posted by Isaac Atley
Easy way to spot a fake.
Ask legit guy where he got belts from, they can't wait to tell you. Look it's easy, I got all my belts from Chris Haueter.
Ask fraud where he got belts from, will tell you anything apart from where belts came from.
Really is a cool thread though.