Upton gets the pipe (age will not treat her breasticles well)
johannson gets the wife (she looks like she gives excellent brains an does anal)
alba gets the knife (it was hard to make this decision)
This thread is sexist btw.
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Upton gets the pipe (age will not treat her breasticles well)
johannson gets the wife (she looks like she gives excellent brains an does anal)
alba gets the knife (it was hard to make this decision)
This thread is sexist btw.
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Originally Posted by Kurzy
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My guy, crazy wigs and make up aside, there is nothing ugly duckling about dat assssssss.
If y'all ain't clapping meaty cheeks, I don't know what you're doing with your life.
Only if you kill them all afterwards... that's your bargained for exchange with society. Quid pro quo coach, quid pro quo. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Chris Herzog
Fine Brad pitt, Matthew McConaughey, Bradley Cooper go.Quote:
Originally Posted by David Rosado
I almost choked to death on my dinner because i laughed so hard.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cody Kietzman
Kill McConaughey, then suicide. Should be a good way out of unpleasant decisions on the other two! ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Cody Kietzman
Can't I just fuck them all?Quote:
Originally Posted by Cody Kietzman
One of these days I'm gonna have sex with a real live woman. That'll show em'. With my penis.
Yeah, uhh, a little too meaty for my tastes.Quote:
Originally Posted by David Rosado
This is what I like:
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This is what I don't like:
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Image search Olya Haidner. Yummy.