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LMAO chuck norris is a champion in tae kwon do karate jiu jitsu tai bo and PAD THAI!Quote:
Originally Posted by Sam Bergeron
Chuck Norris flosses his teeth with barbed wire and wipes his ass with steel wool.
spiderman walks on walls, walls turn horizontal when chuck norris aproach them
chuck norris' invisible collar is actually invisible
ITS TRUE! CHUCK NORRIS IS THE FATHER!!
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Chuck Norris doesnt tea bag, he potato sacks.
Chuck Norris oredered 3 big Macs, 7 McChicken and 2 Mcflurries at Taco bell and got them.
Chuck Norris once challenged Michael Jackson to a dance contest...loser had to change colors.
Chuck Norris once donated blood, the recipients of his donation are now known as the X-men.
Chuck Norris once roundhoused a person so hard he knocked the manhood out of him. We now call him Justin Beiber.
was there ever any evidence of man hood NAY evidence indicating that thing was even male let alone human? looks like a coco nut to me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dartangan Jackson