Are you soft?

I'm not soft, I'm cuddly :rolleyes:

I really thought there would be more boner jokes in this one. You guys are slippin

My "massage therapist" said my hands were soft, really soft. I replied with "I'm a programmer?!?"

Definitely flaccid right now bro, no rolling stiffys over here

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Originally Posted by Wancarlos

Alright, I forgot I got a papercut today at work, right in the web between my index and middle finger;
And I just cracked my knuckles and it opened up again...

Maybe I AM soft...so what?

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You're hard as fuck. If you were soft, there is no way you would have typed about opening that paper-cut up, with an open paper-cut.