Dude she soiled his place of rest!
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For the record I was about to go to bed in a bad mood today, then I came upon and I don't think anything for all of next week will be able to wipe the smile off my face that this has brought. Bless you sir.
That seriously happened on my couch.
Luckily it was a girl that was not mine, but I still had to clean it up. I don't know wtf she got into at the party I was hosting, but by the time it was all said and done it looked like she took a small pot of chili and turned it upside down on my couch like a sand castle, and then passed out beside it. LOL gross.
We don't own that couch anymore.
Hahaha, enjoy....
Sounds like some Tucker Max shit.
To be honest I don't really remember, but i dont THINK she was drunk. I was told later that she was, in fact, a squirter.
The other girls I've met that were at least had the decency to take me to the shower, or in a hotel (sucks to be the people getting the room after me!!)