You Know You Love Jiu Jitsu When:

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Originally Posted by Robert Sevigny

you dont roll outta bed in the morning, you TECHNICAL HIP ESCAPE out of bed

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Haha every morning!!!

This thread=pure gold.

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Originally Posted by louis ho

when you attempt an armbar on your newborn baby.

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lmao!

You find your self recognizing that you are in "quarter gaurd" while playing with your dog.

when you go to the zoo with kids and take note at the "submit-ablity" of specific animals.
think about getting a RNC on a giraffe!
or hitting a kneebar on a flamingo!

When you double leg or high-crotch your girlfriend onto the bed.

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Originally Posted by Sam Bergeron

When you double leg or high-crotch your boyfriend onto the bed.

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silly sam...i fixed your spelling mistakes

I have trouble picking you up though.

when your happy to see guys the same weight as you (specially if your a heavyweight)

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Originally Posted by Sam Bergeron

I have trouble picking you up though.

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damn you sam. why must you be shaped like a sponge with two toothpicks stuck in like legs