What is your favorite Renato "Laranja" quote??

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Originally Posted by lates85

Tell Chris "H"eilly i'm gonna borrow this...(steals training pads...talking to someone unconscious asking them to deliver a message)

I gonna train somewhere else.

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Lates85 has the best fucking avatar ever. Can you make it bigger?? :)

Joe Hogan

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Originally Posted by Eddie Bravo

Lates85 has the best fucking avatar ever. Can you make it bigger?? :)

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Hahaha...thanks Eddie. Nah unfortunately the threshold for uploading for the avatar is like 95kb and less than 300x300 pixels or something so i've had to cut the GIF picture down to that size until it would upload.

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Originally Posted by lates85

I just want to point out since this thread is ttt how hilarious Renato's obsession with black guys is. Here in the video of 10th Planet Kush where Joey Diaz recaps the fight with Couture vs. Toney at 1:15, I want everyone to grasp how funny it is that after Diaz mentions Toney, Renato randomly and gratuitously comes on screen to point out that James Toney is "a black guy". That is fucking beyond hilarious:

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I like the whole conversation between Renato and Matt Mitrione on MTS 15.

"Datch guy, he comma from the south side of Chicago. He comma from the Black area. That's why he not afraid of Kimbo Slicee."

Mitrione to Renato: "So you're Black?"
Renato: " I, I, I'm Brazil. Everybody gonna say 'Dat guy looka Black, dat guy looka like Al Jarreau."

"The girl they only likee da wych teef."

"Everyfing fun and games, and now I gotta get serious." An hour before he chokes out "Edgie" Bravo.

That guy is good but he don't know about the basics. You have the basics. You know the gi. You train with the gi. What you do you talk with thees. And you talk with thatch. But when you have the preparation, you not gonna lose. You don't needch thatch. Edgie tell you gonna wear thatch. Don't have to have thatch. You gotta have thees:

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"That's the gi. That's Jiu Jitsu."
-Renato Laranja

Hello,
This is my first time posting on the forum since signing up a couple weeks ago. Thanks for all that you do at 10th planet! I hate the gi so much at my school. Hey, even the twister is catching on with my instructors :)... So thankful for the connection and ongoing community these vids build... Been hooked since the rubber guard dvd. With that said...

My fav. Renato "moment" is in MTS7, during Eddie's interview at 30:28, the interviewer's mentioning about Renato "showing a real world technique with the gi".. and then Renato wraps the belt around the guy's neck!. This is the best part of the whole MTS series so far... I laugh out loud every time I watch it (at least once a day)...

dats Fabiano..

"dat guy, he's a good guy"

"I'm not black, I'm Brazil" "Theres cats like thish" "That's why he's not afraid of Kimbo Slice" "Then you walk away" man.... theres so many!!