this broad just pissed in my BED!

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Originally Posted by Ken Madden

If you only knew...I blow Tucker out of the water. I truly do have stories that should be in a novel.
People who are friends with me on FB can vouch for me. I have an 'interesting' life, you could say. :)

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I'm a fan of Tucker's stories, so if what you speak is truth, YOU MUST SHARE ONE!!!

Spare no details, make it worth the read! In fact, just to start it off right, I'm going to post a story of my own in another thread.

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Originally Posted by Nick Powers

I'm a fan of Tucker's stories, so if what you speak is truth, YOU MUST SHARE ONE!!!

Spare no details, make it worth the read! In fact, just to start it off right, I'm going to post a story of my own in another thread.

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^^^THIS!! p.s. I love chicks that squirt.

Actually guys, women squirt two different ways. one is a secretion from some glands during vaginal orgasm or before, white gooey stuff that tastes absolutely horrible. (I bring this up when girls say swallowing cum is nasty) "Oh yeah, well... remember when"
The other way of squirting is also a vaginal orgasm, but the girl convulses and looses bladder control! Literally coming so hard they piss themselves. There's a disturbingly fine line between this and golden showers, lol!
I can see how it was a problem tho. I had a drunk girl piss on my carpet once, after a party. Obviously she could stand, but was unable to find the goddamn toilet. :( Sometimes I hate girls.

Bah, it's all good man. Squirt away, girls.

Sometimes, most of the time they're great! :)

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Originally Posted by Joachim Hoff

Sometimes, most of the time they're great! :)

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75% of the time, they are awesome every time.

yeeess... Haha! Something like that..

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Originally Posted by Ken Madden

75% of the time, they are awesome every time.

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Your official 10th Planet nickname is now "Fantana"

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Originally Posted by Ken Madden

To be honest I don't really remember, but i dont THINK she was drunk. I was told later that she was, in fact, a squirter.
The other girls I've met that were at least had the decency to take me to the shower, or in a hotel (sucks to be the people getting the room after me!!)

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ahahaha if shes a squirter u should have felt it run over ur junk. if u didnt feel like her pussy was washing ur balls then she pissed the bed.... also if it smelled like piss.............................................. ... its piss......... n if it was yellow... yea piss.....

hahaha this thread is awesome. We should classify this mystery as "Unsolved" haha