Crazy Bob Cook, everything he does hurts
Frank Shamrock will whoop your ass but laugh an joke while doing handstands and stuff, Bob would just break you from every position
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Crazy Bob Cook, everything he does hurts
Frank Shamrock will whoop your ass but laugh an joke while doing handstands and stuff, Bob would just break you from every position
lol, were you a white belt at the time?Quote:
Originally Posted by Rachael Kaulig
Left Hook from a guy behind me who I thought was two blocks away…had to eat with a straw for two weeks…sucker punches are awesome. Also! Nathan Orchard every day…
Ive been destroyed many a time but the worst was probably rolling with Coach Herzog at the Southeast training seminar. He made me feel like it was my first day training. He annilated me and didn't even break a sweat. Probably tapped me 10 or more times in few minutes.
Anytime I've ever rolled with Tait. Talk about feeling like a defenseless toddler.
Every woman I've ever loved. Growing up to have to do something I hate to keep the cold out and my belly full was a pretty powerful kick in tha dick too. Jose, jack, and that goose will get me fetal and begging pretty sincerely. But I genuinely relish every second of getting destroyed on the mat I've ever experienced. I went all metaphorical, but compared to life, what's a good ol' fashion asswhoopin? Its fucking refreshing is what it is. And I would like to genuinely thank everyone who has done so.
But I'm with Eddie, most of the time I feel truly helpless, its a big strong guy with skill. So frustrating. Zero offense, 100% defense, straight Gracie 'I just wanna survive this mauling' mindset.
I have 3 but two of them came from Coach Herzog. The first one was when I was in TX, I had a little over a year in and thought I was decent. Then comes Johnny Ho from 10P San Fran(blue belt at the time), he toyed with me like I had never been on the mats. I wanted to quit, I was seriously pissed for a couple weeks at myself (slow learner) then it hit me ,the experience and knowledge gained from that one roll was exponential. The next two are hard to describe. Anyone that has ever rolled with Coach understands. I have never experienced such an amazing combination of strength, speed, cat like agility, technique, and holy fuck the pressure. The first time I rolled with Coach he just played with me and I couldn't even get out of his guard. The second time was after he promoted me to blue belt. He got me with a duda that I literally thought my arm was gonna break before I could tap. I swear it lasted 5 minutes but it's literally a few seconds on video. My arm hurt for more than a week. He then proceeded to split me in half with an inverted crotch ripper(joey shoulda tapped when it was done to him). Lastly oh the good shit, he slapped on a north/south choke that due to the amount of pressure made my body levitate, I'm talkin fucking exorcist shit lol. I've rolled with various ranked people up to 3rd degree black belt outside of 10thP that in my mind are not even in the same solar system as Coach:cool:
The real crazy part is when Coach rolled with a Black Belt. I wish I had video of it to show. I have never witnessed such total domination of a black belt. It's honestly hard to explain but if any of y'all have seen the vid of Andre Galvao playing with another blackbelt at a tourney it was like that but in a Coach way. I can't remember exactly but Coach tapped him 3 or 4 times in 5 minutes. Got him with a triangle in about the first 15 seconds, it was awesome! He destroyed him and broke his spirit all from his guard. Kinda like when Bane whoops batmans ass lol. Coach Herzog=Baddest Motherfucker I know! True Fuckn Story December 2011 in Tampa FL:D
Don't comment on here hardly but have mad hespect for the system! When I got my brown belt from Prof. Bitta he owened me for 5 mins like I just started! Also my instructor Bruce Weiler for the past 13 yrs as well as fellow BB and training partner Quinton (Q) Collins he's just an animal plus he's 230 and I'm 185 but its awesome to have that push everytime!
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Originally Posted by bobby rivers
When my knees get up to par I plan to get some time in with cyborg and Popovitch to see how those ass whoopins compare to the destruction Coach put on me.