Wwjd?

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10-01-2010, 09:49 AM
Michael Romano

Wwjd?

I think it is an appropriate time to start the age old debate of whether Jesus upon his return would be Gi or No-gi? And did he have more of an influence while wearing his Gi or when he was No-gi?

Keep in mind that his entire life Jesus wore a Gi, and only in his final hours did he begin to embrace No-gi.

http://ziofascism.net/blog/wp-conten...sus-christ.jpg

VS

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/200...us_468x498.jpg

I am writing a paper on this for my Christianity and Fitness course in college. So any feed back will be helpful:) God Bless America
10-01-2010, 09:51 AM
Jesse Bell

Although he didn't tap, he could not (for the life of him) defend the Whip Up.
10-01-2010, 09:53 AM
Jesse Bell

There is no doubt he was No-Gi. He fought No-Gi. They put him in the Crucifix and he went to sleep. No-Gi FTW.
10-01-2010, 10:17 AM
Jason_C

Its hard to defend the whip up when ur locked in a crucifix.
10-01-2010, 10:21 AM
Brent Smith

Im pretty sure he verbally tapped. Unless he is just a screamer like Chael Sonnen. No Gi all the way son
10-01-2010, 12:20 PM
Jared Gammel

The fact that you're writing a paper on this shows something about modern civilization or Canada or something.
10-01-2010, 12:56 PM
Louis Ho

Anybody remember Romano from TJ Hooker?
10-01-2010, 02:40 PM
Ryan_B

Im sure we are all goin to hell any ways...
10-01-2010, 03:49 PM
K Madden

im going to hell, but i know ill have the penthouse view of the burning lake.
i say no-gi because its too hot, and hot would remind him of hell.
10-01-2010, 05:16 PM
NelsonLucca

Jesus could do both. He was a bad ass. His Night of the living dead and zombie are second to none
10-01-2010, 05:16 PM
Brent Smith

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ryan_B

Im sure we are all goin to hell any ways...

Here's to a 10th Planet Hell
10-01-2010, 05:28 PM
Jason_C

hell is about to get a badass grappling team
10-01-2010, 06:37 PM
Dustin Lou

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jesse Bell

Although he didn't tap, he could not (for the life of him) defend the Whip Up.

hahahahah, wow i laughed my ass off when i read that >.<
10-01-2010, 07:54 PM
Michael Romano

Yea it'll be too hot to wear a Gi anyway.
10-01-2010, 08:52 PM
Tony Toffolo

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jesse Bell

Although he didn't tap, he could not (for the life of him) defend the Whip Up.

hahahahaha.. jesus christ!
10-01-2010, 09:01 PM
Jason_C

heaven is about to get a badass grappling team
10-01-2010, 09:14 PM
Eddie Bravo

Except at the crucifixion, Jesus was always in a gi. So I'm gonna say when Jesus comes back he'll be a full on gi player, maybe no gi once a week or so, like Thursday nights or something.

On the other hand, there are absolutely no pictures of Satan anywhere on the net in a gi, it's simply too hot in hell. So I'm gonna say Satan would prolly do well in the UFC, that's if he ever ends up rising from the depths of Hades.

Satan vs Brock would be epic
10-01-2010, 09:32 PM
Xsimon

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eddie Bravo

Except at the crucifixion, Jesus was always in a gi. So I'm gonna say when Jesus comes back he'll be a full on gi player, maybe no gi once a week or so, like Thursday nights or something.

On the other hand, there are absolutely no pictures of Satan anywhere on the net in a gi, it's simply too hot in hell. So I'm gonna say Satan would prolly do well in the UFC, that's if he ever ends up rising from the depths of Hades.

Satan vs Brock would be epic

Nah it would be much to one sided.. Brock is just too good. Have you ever seen him fight? Brock is huge.. I can't remember for sure but I think he walks around 300 pounds. I don't think anyone can beat him... hes been wrestling all his life.. hes just unstoppable.
10-02-2010, 01:09 AM
Pete Daly

Well Jesus is obviously flexible, so I'm sayin he would be a RG player in a gi. He needs to work on his swim move, though. I don't think he understands the body mechanics of it.
10-02-2010, 10:05 PM
Michael Romano

Good points everyone the paper is coming along nicely, I appreciate the depth and insight you are all contributing.

And I heard Satan has been doing the Overeem workout and put on 120 pounds just from pull-ups, push-ups, one legged squats and consuming the souls of his minions. So Lesnar vs Satan would be a wicked fight, as long as Satan doesn't get cocky in the standup.
10-02-2010, 10:32 PM
Louis Ho

Satan always get cocky once he lands a few good ones. That Satan. :)
10-03-2010, 01:10 AM
Xsimon

I am a terrible troll.. but on a different note. How is this actually going to function as a paper? What does a Christianity/fitness course even mean?
10-03-2010, 12:15 PM
Jesse Bell

Christianity and Fitness teaches you how to exercise your demons. When I took the course I failed miserably. Which is why I went No-Gi. The teacher was boring and always stalling. All the students would interrupt and ask dumb questions like Renato. I almost got expelled when I wrote an essay on how Mastering the Rubber Guard was a better read then the Bible.

I agree with Eddie, Satan is No-Gi. Which is why I don't understand how fighters always thank God or Jesus Christ after they win. They should be thanking Satan. Mike and I have agreed on this debate in the past.