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You, sir, deserve a medal.
Now start another thread with an epic "Tucker-esque" story in GREAT detail! Preferably one that doesn't end with virtual blue balls.
turning her down would be damn hard!
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Originally Posted by Jeremy Gates
hahaha, I need to. I just type so fucking slow! and it never got to blue-ball level...hahaQuote:
Originally Posted by Nick Powers
Her exact words when I first told her "I've got a girlfriend"
"Well, I bet she can't use her tongue like mine" and showed me her tongue ring...
Then proceeded to try and grab my crotch throughout the rest of the night.
and the night ended with her saying "wanna try out my tongue ring now?" ...with a wink...
ugh...
uh... why did you turn her down exactly???
Badass Girlfriend. I mean, wedding ring worthy chick. who is SMOKING hot too. Not a Mila Kunis look-alike, like this bombshell, but shes one incredible lady on all levels.Quote:
Originally Posted by PJ Sisco
(Did I just get a lil sappy? ...I did.) :)
post pic of gf?Quote:
Originally Posted by Ken Madden
Delete your history (control / H) after you log off. I don't want to see a "girlfriend dumped my ass after gratuitous forum post" topic:cool:
I'm going to tell my dick to shut up for a sec and drop some truth. For the rest of your life there will always be prettier women than your girl. If right now you pictured your perfect girl and got her, you'd get used to her and eventually see someone” prettier.” It's because men like variety. But it's smarter to keep the right one. Cuz pretty it's temporarily subjective. But a good woman is irreplaceable.
I respect you homie. Good choice despite how hard it was.
I have been in your situation before man and I know it's rough. But to be on the brightside you look genuinely happy with your girlfriend in that picture and a lot of douchebags don't have that kind of self-control so I actually commend you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ken Madden
Oh i know i made the right choice, but the temptation is still fun hahaha
Nothing jerkin off and a cold shower doesn't fix. Feels a lot better than guilt lol. I get it thought, always fun to see man I still fucking got it. Hahaha
KM- All I have to say is I'm a 14 year old kid that lives on testosterone and cinimax after dark. Every part of my being hates you right now!!!!! In the future talk them up, tell them you have a girlfriend..... but NAKED PHOTOS sent to your phone aint cheating.
THEN YOU DROP MY DIGITS ON HER !!!!!!!!! Help a 10th planet little brother out. :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3HlPH1yI1s
This is almost as epically difficult to pull away from... Personally I lost the game.
I mean, the chick from this story is smoking hot, but if you've got a self-described "ring worthy" chick then it's not worth cheating on her first and foremost. Furthermore, it's not worth cheating on her with a chick who shows off her tongue ring, tries to grab your shit and asks if you want to test it out. Those qualities, my friend, are what I like to refer to as those of a "lady of the evening".
Whores.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nick Powers
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I feel you. My wife used to send me stuff like this when my band would play out. She's a hooters calendar model.
You deserve a metal my friend but props for keeping it in your pants! Little Kendoll is growing up before our eyes
This chick was apparently a hooters calender chick too! From Tennessee i guess hahaQuote:
Originally Posted by Dylan Ehrnreiter
Damn those hot hooters chicks.
ok so I'm a bit confused... so you turn down THIS chick because you have a totally awesome ring worthy girlfriend... so... was she not around a few weeks back with the bed pissing chick???
I believe that was back in January..old story resurrectedQuote:
Originally Posted by PJ Sisco
Correct. Old thread resurfaced. gotta bring it back the fun things for shits and giggles.Quote:
Originally Posted by Brent Smith
ahhh... ok.... that makes me feel better about your decision making... I was thinking you were cheating with the bed wetting nasty chick but not the hot chick with a tongue ring... glad that was cleared up... hahaha
Day in the Life of Ken Madden. Stay tuned.
SOmehow chicks and jiu-jitsui eventually end up ina thread.....madprops for the self control though.
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Originally Posted by David Rosado
Good post.
Hahahaha Conner- once you become a Champ, you'll get girls like this for an appetizer on the daily! :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Conner MACHINE Gibbons
Very very true bro. There is a reason why I got my girl, this helps with prospective. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Nick Powers
^^^THIS!!! Thanks brah!Quote:
Originally Posted by David Rosado
Oh, don't get it wrong, my girlfriend is dating a TOTAL douchebag. Hahaha I just wont cheat on her. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Kyle Spalla
Well what I said, I think you took a different way. Obviously that girl is a smokeshow and if you weren't in a relationship you'd probably have ended up with her. My point really was that despite how hot she is, it's not like she's this mythical, unattainable, Helen of Troy type broad. She's hot, but she's a floozie, which is why you made the 100% right choice of not cheating on your girl in the first place. The type of girl you had the chance to cheat with, however, just makes it better because if you were to have ended up making a mistake, at least it wasn't with a trashy, tongue-ringed frat mattress like her :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Ken Madden
Now, if you'd started this thread and said "I just got hit on by Stacy Keibler, but I had a girlfriend" the LEAST I'd accept for a proper ending to that story is a coin flip to see if you should do it. Harvey Dent's way is acceptable, since I believe in Harvey Dent. Also, there's probably some tie-in with George Clooney being in a shitty Batman movie to add to my Harvey Dent analogy, but I'm too lazy to think of the best way to word it. But yeah, Stacy Keibler is untouchable.
Ironically, my "freebie list" girl is Mila Kunis...and this girl looks more like her than any girl ive ever met hahaQuote:
Originally Posted by Nick Powers
So, if i can turn down her twin...I guess I'm good.
Dont get me wrong, I left running from there and immediately Milked myself to calm the nerves. hahaha
Mine would probably be Rachel McAdams, although that'd be more like a "freebie & you can't get mad if I fall in love and marry her" list.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ken Madden
Was there any way your girlfriend would have found out if you had agreed to the blowjob?
Clark t rex would have ratted him out i dont trust that fucking dinosaur momo as far as i can throw himQuote:
Originally Posted by Jay Chow
So like I said I live on cinimax after dark........And I have been thinking about this alot !!!!!! Did you ever think about asking your girlfriend to swing by and join you guys for a drink? Thats the way they roll on all the cinimax flicks.lol.
Who knows if you pulled it off you would have moved from legend to GOD !!!!! :)
lol cant tell if ur being serious or not..Quote:
Originally Posted by Conner MACHINE Gibbons
Only serious in my dreams!!!!!LOL.
I have had a girlfriend for a few months now. Even at 14 I know stuff like that only happens (For Us mer mortal men.lol) on cinimax.lol. Real life we get punched in the face and your single again....................but a boy can dream.lol.
Honestly no. That's why I'm even MORE impressed with myself. Never had that kinda self control before.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jay Chow
hahaha Damn I shoulda tried. BUT...Id worry to much about the repercussions. Damn it, I'll gladly take the label "Lengend"Quote:
Originally Posted by Conner MACHINE Gibbons
The risk to be a god isn't quite worth it. hahaha
Fucking Clark. He's an asshole. hahaQuote:
Originally Posted by Clinton lawrence
He's been quiet lately, huh?