Ok let's be honest have you guys/ girls fart when you roll. Like silent but deadly and what your partner say about it.
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Ok let's be honest have you guys/ girls fart when you roll. Like silent but deadly and what your partner say about it.
funny story i just rolled a week ago and the other guy had me in a figure four around my head and he was facing my legs and he let one go and he swears it was an accident but i could feel it and taste it as it came out....mind you he had already done it once before and cleared the room i tapped right out and went running prolly the single handed worst submission i have ever been caught in!!!!
In my second MMA fight we went to the ground and the guy wound up in my guard. He postures up and starts punching me in my belly and I accidentally let rip. Laughed about it later, but at the time it was horrifying.
yea man dudes fart all the time when rolling, i've done it myself a few times. but my farts smell like fresh air
Seriously debating putting up a "No Shitting yourself" sign in the new Facility lol - Swear our group is BAD about that.
.....Lead by example then your one of the main offenders :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Brett Sbardella
maybe add this to the warm up rountine,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6M6bHmFLEM
or maybe some of these,
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I usually try to step off the mat and rip it if I know it's going to be bad. At times u can't do that though. I did rip one on accident obviously when I had some one in a triangle. He then asked me if I farted and I laughed and said yes , he then said I'm going to choke u now. Haha
A couple times I had a bad stomach ache while coach was demonstrating a technique on me , luckily I held it in and he wasnt showing knee on belly!
There is one person in particular in my class that shits all the f'n time.....Like its his job. He is also not above blasting them from mounted triangles. He's ruthless with his assmissions. But to his credit, getting the mounted cement mixer is something you generally deserve (in his opinion).
I personally think it helps my game...my escapes are shit hot since allowing our guys to eat curry before training!! Kinda like too ;)
Oh man keep coming I'm dying LMFAO
Seriously guys. Grow tha fuck up. But first.
Pull my finger..
lolQuote:
Originally Posted by bobby rivers