Nicki Minaj, Roseanne, Betty White - Fuck one, Marry one, Kill one.....Go!
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Nicki Minaj, Roseanne, Betty White - Fuck one, Marry one, Kill one.....Go!
we call it shot shag marry. and that is one bloody hard one. i cant decide if id shot niki minaj or screw her. id marry betty white just cos shes bloody funny which would leave me either shooting or shagging roseanne, (not something im looking forward to on either account)
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This is an easy one. Marry Betty White because she's loaded and will die soon. Then, kill Roseann and fuck Nicki Minaj even though she looks like a clown's penis.
How can anyone not come to this conclusion? Betty White may be worth more than Nicki (though I doubt it), she's hilarious and probably on her way out more-so than the other two. Nicki's still got the body to die for, and Roseanne is dispensable.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cody Kietzman
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Originally Posted by Cody Kietzman
Easy peasy
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Originally Posted by Cody Kietzman
The hardest ones are when its three hot chicks.
Scarlett Johansson, Kate Upton, jessica alba. Go!
Sex= Nicki (dat ass)
Kill= rosanne
Marry= Betty white (insurance money....she's bout to die)
Kill: Jessica Alba Marry: Scarlett Johansson F-hard: Kate UptonQuote:
Originally Posted by Cody Kietzman
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Originally Posted by Jack LaBarge
Damnnnn homie...Quote:
Originally Posted by Cody Kietzman
I'd have to say I want to marry Alba, simply because I've had a crush on her for the longest time and she's already in married life and seems happy, so she's definitely built for it.
Between the other two it's really a toss up but I think I have to kill Scarlett Jo. It's one of those situations where I feel like she's been so built up as this untouchable goddess, and don't get me wrong she is smoking hot, but there have been a few times where I just didn't buy into the hype. The same happened with Megan Fox, and who's to say when they played MFK with her in the mix they wouldn't have killed her after she recently fell off HARD.
Therefore, Kate Upton, you can get the bizzzzznessss.
Fuck Nikki Marry Betty White Kill Rossanne
Fuck betty, marry nicki because u fuck people you marry more than one time and kill rosanne.
It was a toss up between kill betty and rosanne because betty is close to the grave already but i cant stand the thought of fucking rosanne
I was about to type this, synchronicity :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Ryan Brick
dat asssssQuote:
Originally Posted by david rosado
I'm with that, too. Though, the choice is a bit like being guillotined by Marcelo Garcia - a no win situation!Quote:
Originally Posted by Cody Kietzman
agreed!Quote:
Originally Posted by cody kietzman
Marry Upton, Bang Alba, Kill Johansson...Quote:
Originally Posted by Cody Kietzman
I'd be too busy banging Alba to think about anything else.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cody Kietzman
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Originally Posted by Kurzy
Yeah ever since I saw her swimming in the movie about snorkeling I have had a thing for her.
is it bad that I have no clue who Nicki Minaj is??
Haha...I had to google her myself.Quote:
Originally Posted by Greg W
Same here. I think she's an ugly duckling.
Can't I just fuck them all?
Eww, shit, Roseanne?
You weren't missing out on anything lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Greg W
boom!Quote:
Originally Posted by chris herzog
Marry Betty, Shoot Betty, F*** Betty.. In that order.
Upton gets the pipe (age will not treat her breasticles well)
johannson gets the wife (she looks like she gives excellent brains an does anal)
alba gets the knife (it was hard to make this decision)
This thread is sexist btw.
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Originally Posted by Kurzy
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My guy, crazy wigs and make up aside, there is nothing ugly duckling about dat assssssss.
If y'all ain't clapping meaty cheeks, I don't know what you're doing with your life.
Only if you kill them all afterwards... that's your bargained for exchange with society. Quid pro quo coach, quid pro quo. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Chris Herzog
Fine Brad pitt, Matthew McConaughey, Bradley Cooper go.Quote:
Originally Posted by David Rosado
I almost choked to death on my dinner because i laughed so hard.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cody Kietzman
Kill McConaughey, then suicide. Should be a good way out of unpleasant decisions on the other two! ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Cody Kietzman
Can't I just fuck them all?Quote:
Originally Posted by Cody Kietzman
One of these days I'm gonna have sex with a real live woman. That'll show em'. With my penis.
Yeah, uhh, a little too meaty for my tastes.Quote:
Originally Posted by David Rosado
This is what I like:
http://timewellness.files.wordpress....0&h=240&crop=1
This is what I don't like:
http://ideasinfood.typepad.com/.a/6a...e666970c-500wi
Image search Olya Haidner. Yummy.