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https://www.youtube.com/watch?featur...&v=tlmd8NcgLFo
This made me laugh!
Lol.
Love it :)
"Full back mount here." LOL
That's A Good One
good shit!! LOL
and now i know the word "twerking", great.
Bro, if you don't know the word twerking, you need to up your game. Getting twerked on is like the only perk to dancing.
I dont really have "game" but i agree unless you are praying for rain, dancing is just foreplay. When i want a woman, i'm nice to her and let her know i'm interested. It has worked pretty damn well. I used to go to raves in 1999-2003 but without the mdma, i dont dance. I wouldn't be interested in getting ground on in public anyway.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gray
I was watching Les Claypool last monday and this chick started rubbing my shoulders and then feeling my arms and stuff, it was a weird 8 seconds or so (and not just because my girlfriend was standing in front of me.) I turned around to tell her to fuck off right as my friend was telling her on my behalf. Same friend got a handjob from a girl in the crowd at Les Claypool's Hatters Ball one year. I thought he'd go for it since was was pretty and obviously a whore but I think she might have been to drunk for his taste. Great show, no further twerking took place.
video was funny.
It is in the the Official Oxford Dictionary now as an actual word. I believe Sociologist are calling it a societal FAIL.Quote:
Originally Posted by Aaron Gustaveson
the fucking dictionary people lost me when they started adding ebonics. Now they add pop culture words as fast as they can in order to get a few hits on their websites.
Miley was not twerking. You gotta have ass to twerk. Twerking is not a societal downfall. It's a dance where women shake just their ass in a beautiful motion. Don't hate twerking, hate Miley.
thats miley cyrus!? last time i saw her my friends little sister was watching her on the disney channel!Quote:
Originally Posted by David Rosado
Twerking is a step back toward monkey shit. You know who else is into twerking,
http://pcdn.500px.net/10205639/49b7c...d2fa1e1e/5.jpg
and when he buys a new hat he leaves the stickers on it and doesn't bend the bill.
That isn't twerking Aaron. And if you hate the idea of a girl grinding a fat ass all over you and compare it to monkeys, I think you might get your man card revoked.
They can have the card if i can keep my cock 'n balls. The music and setting are more appalling to me than the act but i can think of better things to do with a fat ass than have it ground around on top of my clothes in public.
Also isn't this called freaking or freak dancing or something? Is that different or did the coolness on the term just expire and need an upgrade?
You clearly dont know what twerking is. Monkeys arent doing anything close to it.
Are you opposed to strip clubs as well?
Im not opposed to them, morally or anything but I dont enjoy them myself. To be fair Ive never been to a nice one where the girls are not trashy and tattooed. I hear that in Vegas there are actually hot classy looking women in some but all the ones I've been to the girls were not as good looking as i can get for free.
I may be biased, when I was in high school my dads gf was a stripper and ran a private stip company. Also I used to drive the strippers from house to house with a friend while they did "privates".
Far as Im concerned when I go to a stripclub, Im often thinking she should be paying me.
Ah this explains a lot. To each his own. Lol
amazing!
But...humans evolved from Apes...not monkeys...Quote:
Originally Posted by Aaron Gustaveson
No humans did not evolve "from" apes. We share a common ancestor with apes, more recently than we do with monkeys.
Aaron, with love I say this dude. You gotta lighten up. I am not attacking your intelligence.
oh no man, i totally got that you were being funny and it was. I just got a smartphone for the first time like an hour ago and the first thing i saw was your post, the cell phone guy was still trying to talk to me so my reply was kinda flat and without any sense of tone.
Let me try again,
Considering the average human, it maybe wishful thinking to call it evolution. :) Hows that?
To that I respond with God created the Earth in 7 days, your move. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Aaron Gustaveson
I used to get twerked upon, but with age I believe I've lost my twerkability :-(
WTF, why would it take him 7 days? Seems kinda lazy. But then again, he had nowhere to stand while he was working, just floating there for 7 days, or was he posted up on the moon? (it wasn't made till maybe the 3 day)Quote:
Originally Posted by Kyle Spalla
Could god microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eats it?
LMAO! I needed this!
Ironically they were actually talking about the history of twerking on npr today. It was originated as a dance in africa and was banned in the Ivory Coast because it was too suggestive and left nothing to the imagination. So you could actually get arrested for twerking!