Ultimate beard thread

Ultimate beard thread.

now i know some people say that Jiu jitsu has to do with technique and flexibility and power and all that crap but lets face it, it comes down to who has the most powerful beard.

i want to see what 10th planet has to offer as far as beard mugshots go. i know there are some beasts out there. boogeyman martinez, clint lawerence. josh passini and john mejia.

i know mine wont win yet but im getting there.

aside from whose got the best, i want opinions and tips on how to take care of such a monster.

2 words for you...Tait Fletcher! Now if I might add a couple more...William Gunter. Aka, panty dropper, King of Jacksonville, Viking Mufucka, etc.etc. His beard is so mesmerizing that I've witnessed women's panties literally fall to the ground wherever we go! There's thongs, french cut, boy shorts, cheeksters, and yes granny panties. Hell, on the 16 hour drive to the Midwest training camp, mine kept sagging. When we stand at the quick stop sling dimes for too long, homeless people try squatting in it! It's like the 4 seasons up in that bitch! Last I heard, 10th Planet Special Operations Group was considering creating a bust for the entrance of blue sector at headquarters. Gotdam boys, if you don't know Wild Bill, you're not really 10P4L!

You looking to really take care of it? Like shampoo, conditioner, and brushing it?? Or like "take care of it" as in turn it into a piece of armor for your jaw?

To even be grouped in with some of the best in the beard game is an honor.

Currently I use products from The Bearded Bastard. I know Josh uses stuff from Fisticuffs, there's a bunch of bearded animals at 10 P Chicago, (Dan Conway, FightChix Jake, Mike Okkema, Matt Spica when he doesn't have to work a real job)

Those dudes out in the Pacific Northwest have some Killer beards as well!

coconut oil in the beard is fantastic!!!

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Originally Posted by Mike Dewitt Jr

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Very impressive

Tea tree shampoo & conditioner to help with in grown hairs or scrubs from rolling. I'm a hair stylist. Wuddup.

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His first fight is April 4th, and he just got this in the mail.

I have the best beard in 10th Planet after boogeyman right now. No contest.

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Originally Posted by Jesse Bell

I have the best beard in 10th Planet after boogeyman right now. No contest.

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Pics Jesse!

Tait, Boogey, William Gunter, and Mike Dewitt all have legit beards. Randal Dolfs by far takes the mustache game to a different level. Gracie Worlds in Sept is my goal before trimming my beard and mustache. I use Fisticuffs Viking Beard Oil and Old School Mustache Wax. I am also going to try out Beardbrand four vices in a few months. Coconut oil works as well but looks silly in a Chicago Winter!

Fuzzworthys beard gloss and firehouse mustache wax

im really going to have to look into this stuff. whats better, the clean trimmed beard or the full bushman beard?

If your beard is long enough to strangle someone, is that a legit submission in NAGA? Or is it illegal to grab your own beard?

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Originally Posted by John Mejia

Those dudes out in the Pacific Northwest have some Killer beards as well!

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I recently saw Tool in eugene and after seeing all the hipster beards, I came home and shaved mine off.

How to care for your beard...

Let it grow and don't shave it.
If needed comb/brush.
Extra food in your beard is fertilizer for beard growth or something you can use as storage to live off of in the apocalypse.
Wax is for candles, not for beards.
If it interferes with your sex life move if possible. If not...well then you will have to shave it.

im stoked i even got a mention

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Originally Posted by Clinton lawrence

im stoked i even got a mention

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same here, hell i been lurkin and murkin for a min and found this thread, and was like "damn I didn't know the 10th planet breaded bastard brigade had a fan thread!!! Oh and to see the og 10 p beard in action watch the 3rd(?) episode of dusk till dawn tv series

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Originally Posted by William Gunter

same here, hell i been lurkin and murkin for a min and found this thread, and was like "damn I didn't know the 10th planet breaded bastard brigade had a fan thread!!! Oh and to see the og 10 p beard in action watch the 3rd(?) episode of dusk till dawn tv series

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I got your back like Marcelo, brotha!

Just started mine about a month ago. Not much at the moment but it's getting there. Gonna let it grow until work bitches at me. :D

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I grew a full beard once, and loved it. I kept it short and clean, but full.
I thought it looked awesome, but my wife said it made me look old because it hid my face and really brought out my crowsfeet wrinkles. So I shaved it off and my kids ran away screaming, saying I looked like a turtle.
lol
But I don't like beards to big huge and long personally. I think if they get too big they start looking trashey. This is 10th planet, not Duck Dynasty. haha!

i have found a counter to grappling with a beard. a guy crossfaced me when i guillotined him. hurt like a bitch but my plan is to grow my beard until it swallows the opponents arm. im gunna try and get a pic up here tonight :D

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Choke Defense +1

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Originally Posted by Kurzy

I grew a full beard once, and loved it. I kept it short and clean, but full.
I thought it looked awesome, but my wife said it made me look old because it hid my face and really brought out my crowsfeet wrinkles. So I shaved it off and my kids ran away screaming, saying I looked like a turtle.
lol
But I don't like beards to big huge and long personally. I think if they get too big they start looking trashey. This is 10th planet, not Duck Dynasty. haha!

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shove the duck dynasty stuff lol i chased an atlantic city push cabbie down the boardwalk for a duck dynasty crack (or quack i guess) i sir come from a long line of long beardy trashy hippies and i sir for one will keep the tradition alive!

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Originally Posted by Jay Chow

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Choke Defense +1

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christian bale with a beard.

Oh my God, I knew it was a matter of time before someone posted a thread which would stimulate my facial hair inferiority complex. I'm Arab, and the best I can grow is a goatee like Jafar. Thanks for the racial profiling, genes. Now I have to go choke out some hippies in order to assuage my wounded masculinity.

With great respect to Boogeyman, Tait and all you other bearded gentlemen, you're all playing for 2nd place. The baddest 10P beard is held by the world's hardest vegan, 10th Planet Phoenix's Alistair May.

This photo with Big Country is from a year ago, so mentally add a year's worth of growth onto that monster.
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I have nothing on some of the others, but I've been working on mine for a couple of months now.

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There's hipster beards, then there's viking style!