ATTN: John Fajita - Kitchen Moves Battle

Your move, rookie.

http://youtu.be/keVFFuqdUrM

Oh snap

Shit just got real in the hood son!

"Pop, lock and drop it"

I'm coming for you this evening my friendch.

Always knew your place was in the kitchen ;-)

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Originally Posted by JHouse

Always knew your place was in the kitchen ;-)

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I'm a blue belt in jiu Jitsu. But a black belt in the kitchen.

Crickets.

This thing was over before it began.

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Originally Posted by John Mejia

But a black belt in the kitchen.

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That's what I'm working on, but still a Shoelace belt. I make some seriously dank salsa though; nice, chunky, and smokey. Taste for days. Okay, minutes...a lot of minutes.

C'mon Jon, you're loosing this battle badly at the moment. Don't loose the crowd. Keep the momentum.

http://youtu.be/oqM0qvT62vs

History will be made

Killed it!

It's getting serious in here

We're gonna need a bigger kitchen. Or a new one.

Someone put a wallet in Mejias mouth before he swallows his tongue!

Which one?

Tha one that says bad muthafuka on it.

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Originally Posted by Chris Herzog

Someone put a wallet in Mejias mouth before he swallows his tongue!

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Let's see what you've got Mr. Zog. If your kitchen moves are as good as your Memes then you may want to step aside and let the professionals work. :p

Don't make an old mad dust off his shoes to put a youngin back in their place.

^ Something tells me that it would very likely involve Hakama :-)

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Originally Posted by Chris Herzog

Don't make an old mad dust off his shoes to put a youngin back in their place.

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You may have to dust off those MoonBoots Señor Zog

http://youtu.be/trvjpX6oVt0

Never forget the basics.

http://youtu.be/yWGcemRDn4E
Nobody and I mean NOBODY beats this mufuckas kitchen moves!

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Originally Posted by Tony "The Goods" Garcia

http://youtu.be/yWGcemRDn4E
Nobody and I mean NOBODY beats this mufuckas kitchen moves!

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It's the cowboy boots. They must have special powers. Or the foil in the hair. I expect John to be wearing one or both of those in his next video

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Originally Posted by Tony "The Goods" Garcia

http://youtu.be/yWGcemRDn4E
Nobody and I mean NOBODY beats this mufuckas kitchen moves!

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This man was paid to do these moves as an actor. I'm not impressed. They didn't come from the heart. I've seen better kitchen moves from a lemur

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Originally Posted by John Mejia

This man was paid to do these moves as an actor. I'm not impressed. They didn't come from the heart. I've seen better kitchen moves from a lemur

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I must agree wholeheartedly with my esteemed rival.

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Originally Posted by Brandon Mccaghren

Your move, rookie.

http://youtu.be/keVFFuqdUrM

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your wild, gotta get the rashie btw.

Tonight the response to end all responses will be filmed

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Originally Posted by John Mejia

Tonight the response to end all responses will be filmed

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Overhyped.

You're like the Chael Sonnen of kitchen moves.

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Originally Posted by Brandon Mccaghren

Overhyped.

You're like the Chael Sonnen of kitchen moves.

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I'm cool with that. Chael does good work.

BMAC your moves are wack
I'd rather go out and smoke some crack.
They say the cream rises to the top
But I think that you should just stop
Because you're better at toe holds
But your kitchen moves are so old
You’re the Renato Laranja of the Kitchen
All I ever hear is bitchin’

Adios My amigo your end is near
I am like chael sonnen… except I strike fear
So I’ll leave you with this quote from my favorite person
Each day you spend with me your condition will worsen
“And when you're alone there's a very good chance
you'll meet things that scare you right out of your pants
There are some, down the road between hither and yon,
that can scare you so much you won't want to go on.”
Dr. Muhfuckin Suess

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Originally Posted by John Mejia

I'm cool with that. Chael does good work.

BMAC your moves are wack
I'd rather go out and smoke some crack.
They say the cream rises to the top
But I think that you should just stop
Because you're better at toe holds
But your kitchen moves are so old
You’re the Renato Laranja of the Kitchen
All I ever hear is bitchin’

Adios My amigo your end is near
I am like chael sonnen… except I strike fear
So I’ll leave you with this quote from my favorite person
Each day you spend with me your condition will worsen
“And when you're alone there's a very good chance
you'll meet things that scare you right out of your pants
There are some, down the road between hither and yon,
that can scare you so much you won't want to go on.”
Dr. Muhfuckin Suess

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Very cute.

But still no kitchen moves.