Help Guys!
Being smashed by a black belt. Me, only a blue!
How can I survive and sub him?
The more sneakier the attack, the better!
p.s. I think his balls are already sore . . . .
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Help Guys!
Being smashed by a black belt. Me, only a blue!
How can I survive and sub him?
The more sneakier the attack, the better!
p.s. I think his balls are already sore . . . .
don't shower for a week?
How can I get a pic like that! And change it t the Quatoof version!
don't get stabbed.
Stab first?
touche jason
ask Renato for help... he'll knock him out or even stab him ;)
Rohypnol.
It may be a bit of an advanced skill for a blue belt but you could tazer him in the neck then choke him out while he is stunned......Or is there some rule against that sort of thing? ;-P
tickle him.
show him that capoeira
Dayum, that's a big ass avatar pic Juli, I didn't know we could go that big
far-side inverted arm bar from his guard! lol
Soften him up with a really expensive bottle of vintage wine. I suggest a Malbec, or perhaps a Côtes du Rhône. Then...suprise him by taking him out to a very fancy restaurant. Something hip...downtown...maybe Tesoro Trattoria. Then...when he least expects it...tell him that you rented a private jet...just for him...to Vegas. Put him up for the weekend. I'm thinking The Hard Rock. Make sure he invites me. Give him a stack of cash, you know...appropriate spending money for strip clubs and gambling. Nothing over the top...like 5K, or so. Then...wait...what was the question again?
Quatoof?
Call Marcello Garcia, I'm sure he can help you!
Iv been watching old A-team reruns. Drug his mouth-guard.
finger locks ear pulling titty twisters from twister side control
fight dirty ...its the only way
namaste...
pepper spray in his cup?
purple nurple FTW
How disrepectful mr smith. If Jesus hadn't come into my life and saved me I would send an small army of my homeboys to that little country town you call home to blow your house up. Einstein gets a get outta jail card free when it comes to your life son.Quote:
Originally Posted by Josh Smith
Dirty Sanchez works well
This doesn't seem like a very serious thread, but I'm going to try to give some serious advice that's helped me improve faster. Each time after I roll, I try to reflect on all the positions we covered in the roll, all the options I went for and didn't go for, and all the opportunities I took and didn't take. I then make mental flow chart of all this similar to the one in the MTRG book or sometimes I put it on paper and then decide what I need to work on based on what works on my rolling partner, what I think could work with some more reps, and sometimes what would be totally ridiculous if I pulled it off. This has made me a much more offensive and solid BJJ Player and I used to be all defense and half guard sweeps.
Hope this helps. And I hope you catch Scott one of these days.
Oh and I really dig your picture ;)
Thanks, guys! Keep it coming!!! PLEASE! 'Cause I know Einstein will, for sure!
JC and Drexler--you got it exactly.
Jon--check out Einstein's "Quatoof jacked Juli's horse thread". Very very good advice, though.
Einstein and Eddie--SEE! Jon likes my picture!
Love the cup pepper spray and tazer ideas
Twister side control titty twister could be hard--don't think getting the control is high percentage.
Will definitely hit up Renato this week for some jigging work, too.
Whatever you choose he deserves it.......Primarily because I have never seen him rock an epic mustache and he dares to use the name Einstein! How rude! :D
http://www.einsteinsoilery.com/image.../einstein3.jpg
I just browsed the Quatoof Jacked... thread, Juli. That's some funny stuff. :D You 10th Planet people are always clownin' and that's one of the reasons I keep comin' back.
If you can make him play your game Juli, he'll fall apart, all you gotta do is just be nice and drag him into your world :)