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That's why you go to their house so you can always go home..keep the ball in your court
damn, that's terrible, my condolences to you and yours
Just be glad she didn't do a no. 2.
another quality lesson learned at the Nibiru Forums. where was the MTS episode for this? geeeeeeees
She's marking her territory you're fucked now bro!
get that chick out and dont let her back. You should hook up with her on my time and her place and piss on her bed!
Pics????
was she hot at least?
you called her ms. piggy. was she a fat chick or was she hot and worth screwing again? that's where the debate comes in.....a little piss after a drunken night can be a turn off but it might've been a bad night....if she's hot as fuck and the sex prior to the piss episode was good or great it might be worth making a call again...just kick her ass out immediately after next time :D
"There should be billboards everywhere that say: 'jerk off first, then think about it.' " -- Joe Rogan.
Well put Jason
I think the OP is too uptight. Get rubber sheets if you want to bring home sketchy hobo chicks :)
You should ask to hang out again, sleep at her house the next time, then shit in her bed while she sleeps and leave.
reminds me of a story i heard a year ago that goes something like...
guy meets girl at a bar, they go back to her house to bang. both pass out and he shits bed. he wakes up first says "holy shit i just shit the bed" he takes his shit, smears it on her ass and leaves her a nasty note saying "you sick bitch i cant believe you shit the bed!!!" then sneaks off before she wakes and never hears from her again.
^^this lolQuote:
Originally Posted by jeffdoherty
Ah. The ol' "Ninja Steamer"Quote:
Originally Posted by Jason Correia
You should've taken pics and shared with the Nibiru class :)
Look at the bright side. At least she didn't piss on you. Eh?
fireman carry - front lawn dump -5.30 am sprinkler wake up call drill that mate it works for spew as well trust me
by far the best thread and comments on the forum i still cant stop laughing.
that really sucks but thanks for sharing
Haha that picture was foreshadowing her passed out. See wooden floors are easier to clean piss off of. All u need is a good mop and some pinesol for the woodQuote:
Originally Posted by Kendell.Madden
This is should be in all religious books, on ancient walls, and in sex eds books! The most profound sentiment of all ages.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jason Hyatt
Oh. And let that be a lesson. Be careful of strangers that bang first night. You never know what the fuck you'll get. :(
I could tell you old school stories
If I had a nickel.
Easy solution, warm joint shower after to rinse the sex juices(fun anyway) which initiates shower piss(way better than bed, and everybody f'n does it). Crisis averted.
how old was she 11?
You're obviously no Tucker Max, sir. He pissed his own bed and made the girl believe she did it. She even bought him a new mattress! haha But yeah, sorry about that, bro.
she did piss the bed though...haha
ya...good point though. bitch does need to buy me a new mattress
well shit if it was cum thats not as bad. but u saod it smelled like piss right?
apparently thats what a squirter is...piss
yuckie
Wrong...female ejackulation is not piss and doesn't smell like piss! If you smelt piss it was piss!
how the hell could she have been a squirter without you noticing it first (mg) in action??.....next time (if there is a next time) have her squirt and show you as proof.....or tell her you get to squirt in her face :D
http://www.americansweets.co.uk/ekmp...ans-1052-p.jpg
i could go for one of these right now these are fucking delicious
that would be like me pissin all over a girls face and tellin her it was cum. it aint the same thing but it would be funny
hey hey, i didnt say it wasnt piss, she did. i think she pissed on me. freak either way. and no, there is no next time. haha toot it and boot it
wrong...just wrong. and by that, i mean hilarious hahaQuote:
Originally Posted by lates85
from wiki- really didnt know they would have this shit. haha go WIKI!Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack LaBarge
"Davidson's study of 1,289 women found that the sensation of ejaculation was very similar to that of urination.[3] The best evidence indicates that most fluid expelled during female orgasm is urine. One study utilized urethral catheterization in order to separate urine from orgasmic expulsions from elsewhere in the body. Seven women claiming to have ejaculations expelled large volumes of urine through the catheter at orgasm, and little to no other fluid.[60] No catheterization study has shown large volumes of fluid expelled at orgasm from any source other than the bladder."
Butt fuck her in the mouth till she's loves you.
How is this possible?Quote:
Originally Posted by DarbyBarby